“Mature qualified masseuse available” - Eltham

[Faz]

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I am hating myself for this thinking WTF did I do. I was supposed to go to a new bird in dagenham at Baltic. ( why was i so stupid not to).
So i received a text back from this english mature lady ( granny). Saying she is available as i spoke to her earlier that day and she said she will let me know her availability. I was already at barking so did a u turn to Blackwall tunnel.

Address given in Eltham in a house at the top floor. This is where the horror kicks in. Short chubby grey haired lady about 65, she said 60 and english and fit and mature in the phone to me.
Anyway I was there with blue balls as I was desperate, took of clothes got on massage couch she remained clothed and talks alot. Did a stupid non existent massage, I then put my hand up her dress and she had granny knickers on and no bra, she had big boobs but hanging loose and down. She then takes her top off and gives me a hand job, I had to think about the pic of the new bird Elyss at baltic and cum in this ladies hands. I felt disgusted with myself. £50 for half hour topless massage. Neutral coz its my fault and I should have walked.

[deg_dilemma]

This is hilarious but it's something many of us have done at some point. I have one specific memory of a horrible punt many years ago in Bedford, some granny, certainly not a gilf, who I visited and couldn't even f8ck so had to finish myself off into her mouth. Memories that I would so want to erase but they are stuck in my head forever it seems.

[Faz]

I want to get it out of my memory. I should have went to Baltic instead. But there you go thats life

[Atrueyorkie]

Hahaha we’ve all been there, just gotta put it to the back of the mind otherwise it will constantly depress you 

[Sunny]

Who's the lady you were going to see at Baltic?

You got their link?

[Faz]

Sunny, it was someone called Ellys she looked milfy by the pic that sergei sends. European i think Estonia

[Sunny]

Sunny, it was someone called Ellys she looked milfy by the pic that sergei sends. European i think Estonia

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[dynatron]

we have all done this in our time lets be honest mine was very similiar in streatham south east london

[Iloveoral]

This their number Facebook removed - read the rules!!!

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[Iloveoral]

we have all done this in our time lets be honest mine was very similiar in streatham south east london

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