LA SUITE BCN When: Week of 27-Oct-2025
Location: CALLE TARRAGONA, 177 - 2ND FLOOR - 08014 BARCELONA. It's part of the same city block as the Moxy hotel where I stayed, and what a convenient surprise I found when googling up options for fun in Barcelona. I'm sure there are service entrances around the the back which actually connect the hotel with the brothel, but I didn't encourage that line of adventure on this trip.
Place: I arrived without prior booking ~10 pm. A live ticker on the website transmits the live rota (or so you'd think), peaking roughly between 9pm - 11pm. Anyhow, the entrance is well advertised on the website, and by that time, the neighbouring grocery store was closed, hence sparse traffic. Buzzer, easy steps to 2nd floor, ushered through to a bar. I was pleasantly surprised to see the interiors a close representation of the décor sold on the website. The madam enquired if I minded that another customer was about to run through the "presentation" shortly. I didn't, and so it became a 2 person presentation in the bar. The madam also warned that should I need a paper and pen, that I ask. Or if I were digitally savvy, I might make notes on my phone, on the condition that it conspicuously aimed the camera away from the girls. She also declared the
£130 hh (this is all I paid through the visit, no extra, no upsells) base rate (incl erotic shower, massage, sex) up front, with sufficient caveat to discuss further services with the lady in the room directly. Later on, I was led by the damsel of choosing to the room named Eroticism (
External Link/Members Only) of which there are accurate pictures on the website.
Girls:1 at a time, they filed through the curtains, with a curt handshake, their call sign, and a quick twirl. By the number 3, I was lost, and barely able to multi-task, so fished out the phone. Anyway, a few minutes of mental chaos, panic, and soon the 20 something line-up had completed. Madam was pleasant enough to offer to re-"present" my choice of 3 to pick from, but I had my heart set on
Isabella. (
External Link/Members Only) Can't say for sure if the line-up I met correlated 1:1 with the website ticker listing. It was probably her sly smile. Or the twinkle in her eye. Or the electric blue gown she had on, permitting a ballooning derrière to shape it. I'm quite certain it was the fingernail trail she left on my skin during the initial parlance in the bar. Scratch that, it might actually have just been that she was the first in line, and I might suffer from what the madame euphemistically referred to as the male inability to multi-task. Tch tch ... anywho, horn on, onto the procession.
Too long a wait: Once in the room, Isabelle re-confirmed the duration and price. Paperwork done. I was then left waiting for quite some time, longer than I'd expect Isabella to update her log book. It might have been up to 10 mins of hanging around, exploring the walls, bed, floor. She finally emerged, with what amazed me! A sealed plastic bag, containing a sheet, and a towel! She ripped it open, fit the sheet to the bed, and offered me the tower to shower. She then herself proceeded to lead into the shower. If there was appetite for shower play, I missed the chance. However, it was wonderful watching her disrobe, and move around, with water glistening over her in various shades & shapes. Enough appetizers, onto mains.
Entre: No kissing attempted by either. Lots of mutual body exploration. Hand job from her to break the ice. Wonderful curvy body. About 5 ft 5 in. What I then discovered was plastic upper parts, and for my first experience up close, a BBL. Which I explored in good detail. She might have been late 20's. I thought I identified the scar spots of the incision point for the BBL. OW. Mirror on the ceiling, again a first for me, but thoroughly enjoyed the view of this lady going to work between my legs. Lying back, admiring how great I looked in that moment. A very out of body experience. Onto next course, with a medley of missionary & doggy. The latter bliss. Revelation, I'm a butt man. Culminated in missionary.
Aprés: This process itself was fascinating to observe. She proceed to have a quick shower, vigorously washing out the lube from her privates. I followed suit. She then used the two towels to wipe up the shower! Removed the sheet from the bed while I dressed. Ruffled the items back into the original plastic bag, along with the condom. Rolled the bag up into a ball. Then using the intercom in the room, rang the mamasan to let her know she was done. She then left me alone once again in the room after polite farewells. Mamasan showed up (probably timed & co-ordinated to ensure clear egress) & led me back into the fresh warm night of Barcelona. A happy man.
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LA FELINA 01-Nov-2025 Will follow up with a second post for this.
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