Author Topic: Gap in the market for lapdancers  (Read 3502 times)

Offline gurds

In my view there is a big gap in the market for girls that do lapdances.

Seeing as gentleman's clubs in UK don't allow direct contact.

Girls that can do lapdances where their naked ass grinds on guys crotch to completion have very little competition.

Most escorts don't offer this type of service. This could be lucrative area for girls to exploit on this industry.


Offline KatieEdinburgh

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Many of us DO give lapdances when requested ! You probably have to ask for it more

But to completion? Fully nude ?? Sounds like a STI risk to meee  :unknown:


I think it’s rare for a punter to want an entire session of lap dancing and nothing else , it’s better as a warm up for other activities. I disagree “most” escorts won’t do it though if you ask them

At least for 5 to 10 minutes etc. most decent providers are up for it.
If you’re expecting hours of pure dancing it’s tiring AF tho

Offline gurds

Many of us DO give lapdances when requested ! You probably have to ask for it more

But to completion? Fully nude ?? Sounds like a STI risk to meee  :unknown:


I think it’s rare for a punter to want an entire session of lap dancing and nothing else , it’s better as a warm up for other activities. I disagree “most” escorts won’t do it though if you ask them

At least for 5 to 10 minutes etc. most decent providers are up for it.
If you’re expecting hours of pure dancing it’s tiring AF tho

What I mean is if woman is nude but man is wearing shorts or boxers so no contact directly.

Offline Devon450

A girl I've seen a few times treated me to a pole dance and lap dance, ordinarily she doesn't do incalls, however after one particular meet with her she invited me to an incall at her place.
Turns out she used to be a pole dancer and has pole in her front room, so on went the music and the lights dimmed and was given an amazing pole dance for five minutes or so.

Moved onto a lap dance, plenty of grinding going on (I'm still fully clothed) and my hands explored her body whilst she danced and teased the hell out of me.
Pretty much a instead hard-on lol, which then lead on to a the remainder of the meet playing out as normal

Definitely added an erotic start to the meet, never had that kinda of start to a meet before lol but would deffo like to experience that again  :D





« Last Edit: December 01, 2025, 08:38:30 pm by Devon450 »

Offline gurds

A girl I've seen a few times treated me to a pole dance and lap dance, ordinarily she doesn't do incalls, however after one particular meet with her she invited me to an incall at her place.
Turns out she used to be a pole dancer and has pole in her front room, so on went the music and the lights dimmed and was given an amazing pole dance for five minutes or so.

Moved onto a lap dance, plenty of grinding going on (I'm still fully clothed) and my hands explored her body whilst she danced and teased the hell out of me.
Pretty much a instead hard-on lol, which then lead on to a the remainder of the meet playing out as normal

Definitely added an erotic start to the meet, never had that kinda of start to a meet before lol.

sounds amazing, there does appear to be some lapdancers on aw but most of them webcam.

Offline Devon450

Yes it was, I've been to a few lapdancing clubs years ago and you always fantasise about it going further then they allow, so I guess its kind of fulfills that fantasy of them teasing the hell out of you and then getting to bang them afterwards

Offline Colston36

Many of us DO give lapdances when requested ! You probably have to ask for it more

But to completion? Fully nude ?? Sounds like a STI risk to meee  :unknown:


I think it’s rare for a punter to want an entire session of lap dancing and nothing else , it’s better as a warm up for other activities. I disagree “most” escorts won’t do it though if you ask them

At least for 5 to 10 minutes etc. most decent providers are up for it.
If you’re expecting hours of pure dancing it’s tiring AF tho

Boring too.

Offline myothernameis

Depending on the clubs you go to, and you go into the vip area, at a cost, slightly more might be on offer

I have experienced this in Glasgow 7 Heaven and Edinburgh Western bar, and I was offered more intimacy with-in the dances

Probably the best of them, was the Western bar in Edinburgh, the girls allowed you to haggle, and even a private dance in one of the cubicles, if it was the right girl, she asks for a tip

Last time I was in lap dancing club was around 3 years back

Offline JontyR

Are there really any gaps in the market? IF you want a service ask for it either by direct contact with a likely candidate or via reverse booking.

Putting the word lapdance into the search box provides lots of hits, the 50 most recent posts only goes back to April and most are reviews.

I think the danger for this "gap" is that there are lots of women who do not want to provide full service but if they are professional lapdancers they will know just how much blokes will try and push the boundaries. They may be comforted in their normal wokr environment by a couple of rhinos in bomber jackets and SIA arm bands looking for the opportunity to kick the fuck out of a handsy bloke or some fantasist/stalker but less willing to welcome them into their own domestic environment.

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On rare occasions in the past (10-20 years ago) when I've been away on boys trips, we've perhaps dropped in to these places and had a laugh, enjoyed what's on view. I would never even think to go to a gentleman's club/lap dancing bar as a matter of course to satisfy my cravings.  Personally rather than think there's a gap in the market, I think their peak has passed and they will decline.

Offline MaxVerstappen

In my view there is a big gap in the market for girls that do lapdances.

Seeing as gentleman's clubs in UK don't allow direct contact.

Girls that can do lapdances where their naked ass grinds on guys crotch to completion have very little competition.

Most escorts don't offer this type of service. This could be lucrative area for girls to exploit on this industry.

Great idea, you should pitch it on Dragons Den!

Offline Stevelondon

I’m still confused as to what an instead hard on is 🤷🏼


Isn’t that just a softie 😂
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Offline Ivor Hunch

gurds is such a fucking troll

just ignore
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Offline tp69

To completion? With your trousers on? Surely the lap dance is a warm up, and then you get to have your way with her. Why would you want to cum in your pants without getting to feel her. Nah.


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To completion? With your trousers on? Surely the lap dance is a warm up, and then you get to have your way with her. Why would you want to cum in your pants without getting to feel her. Nah.

Completion is almost inevitable if a real life porn star is grinding your boner for 15 mins in various positions on a VIP bed, making all kinds of teasing propositions in soft, breathy tones.  Happened to me in LA 20 years back with Sharon Wild (lovely lass, gave me a personally made Christmas card with her and her dogs in Santa hats!  Slipped Lord knows how many hundreds in her lingerie that Summer).  :wacko:

Offline webpunter

Great idea, you should pitch it on Dragons Den!

Exactly  :lol:
@turds must be one of the biggest tosspots on here
I'm getting a KT feel about him

Lappy stuff took off in the late 90s early noughties
Lots of fun in central London at the time on a night out after work with colleagues / clients
Nowt gonna happen unless you invest large [& sooo many ways to get better VFM]
Some really fit burds some grinding whats not to like & a bit of LFK / DFK too if the burds 'liked' you
Creative work required to wazz it on expenses

Its more than well past its sell by date
For tourists in London & blokes on a night out who wanna get their wallets rather than tanks emptied


Offline Stevelondon

Nowt wrong with a bit of titillation.

I always remember some old bloke saying,
“Oh yes. If I’m feeling randy I’ll always go abd watch some tart taking her clothes off. Just like when I’m feeling hungry. I always stand outside KFC watching somebody eat” my

Terrible analogy I know……. But 🤷🏼  :D :lol:

Offline webpunter

Completion is almost inevitable if a real life porn star is grinding your boner for 15 mins in various positions on a VIP bed, making all kinds of teasing propositions in soft, breathy tones.  Happened to me in LA 20 years back with Sharon Wild (lovely lass, gave me a personally made Christmas card with her and her dogs in Santa hats!  Slipped Lord knows how many hundreds in her lingerie that Summer).  :wacko:

Brilliant  :hi:
As opposed to the crap lappy stuff back in the day here back in the day in Vegas on a couple of bizzo trips it was tremendous
As you mention a VIP bed [with a leatherette covering, usually black]
Reminded of massage benches but longer much much wider [so the burds could straddle you] & more comfy
About 1/3rd would tilt up a back rest perfect to lie back & watch the action
Not with pornstars & in some iffy places it wasnt silly money
When it was quiet buy the bimbo 'valley girls' a few drinks not expensive chit chat then go have some fun
It seemed like as long as they didn't fuck you or nosh you the house rules were complied with
A sort of HJ inside your boxers lots of grinding kissing if they liked you & being English helped

At the time you could buy lap dancing boxer shorts made of thin latex
Elasticated waist band & on the thighs [to prevent leakage]
Squirt some lube down there jeans on & head out
I tried to buy some when there however mail order only  :dash:

In Vegas it was so much fun with FAF 'cali' babes FAF & lovely accents
Rather than some slapper from Southend
It was more about having a laarf with the burds
& it didnt really matter if you shot or not as i was gonna get a soaoy massage in chinatown when surfacing to cure the hangover horn anyways


Offline tp69

At the time you could buy lap dancing boxer shorts made of thin latex
Elasticated waist band & on the thighs [to prevent leakage]
Squirt some lube down there jeans on & head out

 :D :D :D

Best lap dance I ever had was in the strip joint in Hammersmith, don’t remember the name as only ever went once. Was from a smoke show of a blonde who was grinding into me and using her hands. Had her stay for 3 dances and would’ve paid a fortune to shag her, but she wasn’t having that. That was the end of my strip club visits, it’s like window shopping after closing time.

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That is an unfair request, if she did, she could get banned

EDIT:
Just seen LLPunting beat me to it


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Offline Bonker

In the same vein...
when I fancy a drink I go to a pub
Pay 5 times the price of a pint
Then ask the barmaid to throw it over my trousers.

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