Author Topic: alison-argentina - covent garden  (Read 2613 times)


11 review(s) for MilkingTableMassage (1 positive, 3 neutral, 7 negative) [Indexed by WARSZAWA16]

Offline UrbanEclipse

This was the strangest punt

Caught be a last minute horny mood and a dead hot list I used proximity search on AW and fired off a few texts.

Chose this one. For shame.

Cost £100 for 45 mins.

Comms - prompt and functional. Felt like I was being barked at. When I found the venue I was asked to stand in a very specific place as she checked me out from a window which made me feel like I was pretty obvious.

Location - by a busy pub on Garrick st.

Looks - slim, nice figure. Older than profile stated

Deed - Christ. It feels like she's a "germaphobe", put bed pads down before I could get on it (I'd showered but am pretty clean anyway); no closeness/intimacy. Lube up the hands, tug tug tug, wash the hands, rubber on, lubed her self up, washes hands again, awkward cowgirl which she tired of very quickly. Invited me to turn to missionary. "Don't lean on me!" - I'm not. Moved to doggy. I put a leg up to get into my stride (one kneeling one on foot) "put that leg back please!". Finished in the bag couldn't get out fast enough.

Will not be returning


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You sound surprised?

Her previous reviews are pretty much spot on to what you got  :unknown:

Working links

External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only

Just put the SP's name and location in the title, no guff.


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Offline UrbanEclipse

My worst punts come from being disorganised and horny. This is a perfect example.
I'm convinced I searched UKP and got nothing... but obviously not.

Lesson learned - again

Offline MLawro93

My worst punts come from being disorganised and horny. This is a perfect example.
I'm convinced I searched UKP and got nothing... but obviously not.

Lesson learned - again

In this situation you'd be better off having a wank and pocketing the money for something else. Dick brain is a big problem, but you get better with it with experience  :D

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My worst punts come from being disorganised and horny. This is a perfect example.
I'm convinced I searched UKP and got nothing... but obviously not.

Lesson learned - again

I'm curious, because no results on searching has been mentioned before.

How did you / do you search UKP?

Offline UrbanEclipse

If I search now for Alison Argentina it only gives me two results.
One for the link post on this thread, one for the links on the review from October 6th...


Offline UrbanEclipse

I'm curious, because no results on searching has been mentioned before.

How did you / do you search UKP?
Answer re results above - but specifically I search on Chrome on an android phone using the basic search function in the top right of the UKP page

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If I search now for Alison Argentina it only gives me two results.
One for the link post on this thread, one for the links on the review from October 6th...

That's where you're going wrong.

You need to use her AW ID to search.

I have asked "Management" to add a note at the search bar to use the AW ID. We'll see if that can be done.

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The problem with using her name is that any names changes she has made will limit your search.

Using her AW ID you will get this result;

Hidden Image/Members Only

Clicking on her first review you can then see all her previous reviews, even if they were from a different old AW profile number (providing a helper has cross linked them)

Hidden Image/Members Only


Offline UrbanEclipse

I only ever search using the name - thanks for the tip, I'll use AW ID going forward

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I only ever search using the name - thanks for the tip, I'll use AW ID going forward

You're not alone, it seems that a lot of members are doing the same.

Hopefully next time you'll be able to avoid another poorly reviewed SP 🙏🏻