Author Topic: SexyMya - Paddington  (Read 2324 times)


76 review(s) for SexyMya (62 positive, 9 neutral, 5 negative) [Indexed by RedKettle]

Offline sambrown7843

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45 min for £140. Mid Oct. Early afternoon mid week. Owo, lfk, missionary, CG

Comms were quick and day of although pretty early. Gave a few photos and for me to choose lingerie set

Was given post code then further instructions to fund building and flat at arrival. Typical aged council flat. Not unhygienic. But run down a bit

Met Mya, very few pleasantries and cash handed over, asked me to shower and gave me a towel. Quick rinse and back in. For me, not very attractive, very nice body though. Started with lfk standing up and while she was short it was fine standing up. Definitely the shortest I’ve been with. Moved onto the bed and this is where I noticed how short she really was, with how curvy she is, her ass poking out from either side of her hips, it definitely gave dwarfish vibes which threw me off. She looks young but more so because she has puppy fat under her chin and jaw. The combination of that and her lack of any assertion of offering what to d, it was definitely a bit of an effort from my side to lead everything. I’m not a big fan of that since I like the suggestions. While seemingly willing to do anything I’d ask her to, she was basically silent until I spoke. Again fed into the ‘young’ vibe but at this point it was a bit too much for me, even as someone also in their 20s.

Owo was nice, sloppy and deep, good action but with occasional teeth grazing. Mostly vanilla session with 2 rounds. First round was pep then missionary until filling the bag. Lfk during which she seems into but somewhat robotic. Very little variation in her kissing. Second round started with owo again. Cg which wasn’t comfortable by the angle she was riding me so flipped her into her back and just pounded until completion. Was not really into it at this point but she held no objection to being fucked hard, taking it well, breathing heavy and I determined to get a second one in. Not sure what time I left or how long I had been there. Definitely less than 45 min. She offered a massage between the two rounds, which was just her running her hands on my back, not really an issue as I just needed to bide time since she didn’t seem chatty.

The combination of age, height and lack of direction really was difficult to get into. Would prob be best as a PnD. For her size she really takes it a pounding well I would say though. Real fuck doll vibe. Cannot imagine what that must’ve been like for those who saw her in 2023. Maybe when she’s in Agee late 20s I’d return if she’s still got fuel in the tank.

A negative feels harsh as it wasn’t bad, but I put it as such because pretty quickly after (and somewhat during) I wish I hadn’t booked her

Online patelprat

thanks for the review.
was the lfk your choice?

Offline sambrown7843

thanks for the review.
was the lfk your choice?

Sorry, I got my acronyms wrong I was under the impression lfk meant light french kissing. I’ll see if I can edit. There was definitely tongue just nothing aggressive

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« Last Edit: October 17, 2025, 12:22:15 pm by RedKettle »

Online patelprat

Sorry, I got my acronyms wrong I was under the impression lfk meant light french kissing. I’ll see if I can edit. There was definitely tongue just nothing aggressive

yes i took lfk to mean just that.

Offline BrixtonBrewers

It's interesting how differently we all view it. I had what sounds like a similar experience to you but I went for Positive still as I think the main issues of height and age are all clear from the profile so for any of us that it's an issue for we probably just shouldn't have booked.

She was using her tongue when kissing me which I always considered DFK but I guess it varies.

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Someone else mentioned she looks like a dwarf too lol.

Definitely off putting, so still in two minds whether to see her.

Offline MLawro93

Someone else mentioned she looks like a dwarf too lol.

Definitely off putting, so still in two minds whether to see her.

Personally did not find her to look like a dwarf just rather short.