PATTY BRAZIL - Bristol, BS5

[updownandaround]

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Location: Private house in St George, plenty of on street parking

Price: £100 for 30 minutes

Comms: Via text, very good

I’ve been meaning to see Patty for ages so I finally got around to it, she was in Bristol for ages but then returned to Brazil. I’m not sure if it’s her that handles her texts because in person Patty speaks next to no English.

I arrived and she welcomed me in. She is exactly like her photos on AW, what a nice surprise! Her office is pretty scruffy, a knackered bed with an even older towel spread on the mattress complete with a manky pillow.

I originally wanted anal but after a quick look at my cock she politely declined. The lack of anal is a real pity because her ass is almost perfect. She is tiny, tanned, very nice fake tits, a firm gym fit ass, small waist and a neat and tidy landing strip. I handed over the money and she went straight in for a deep kiss, no messing around, no tentative “light tongues” kissing here. She even appeared to get really hot and bothered by it.

She kissed me down my body and got to my erect member and balls with plenty of attention to the latter. I didn’t find her oral technique particularly good and she took more of the jack hammer approach which was disappointing. She lubed herself up, put a condom on me and climbed on top. One thing is for sure, she’s very tight but it was clear she was struggling a bit. I asked her to finish me off by hand instead onto her tits which she did with relish. On her profile she says “Come on face” is included, and her menu of prices of text also states this as included but this is not something she offers. It might be as well to check with her beforehand if the service you want is actually being offered on the day.

In summary, a provider that looks exactly like her photos who is keen to please and seems to get off on providing a good service. Be prepared to whip out Google Translate for anything other than "Hello, how are you?"

Would I return? No. But only because I couldn’t really penetrate her well, everything else was pretty good.

[GoodLookinGuy]

Always been torn about seeing her. Like the look of her but I do like a bit of communication, a bit of chat. Had always felt very impersonal when there is a language barrier.

[Jimmyrimmel]

Not much of an ask cleaning bedding and a half decent bed 🤦‍♂️ especially when it’s not a touring girl

[updownandaround]

Always been torn about seeing her. Like the look of her but I do like a bit of communication, a bit of chat. Had always felt very impersonal when there is a language barrier.

The only thing that makes up for her lack of language skills is the fact she is very smiley and seems to enjoy what she's doing. That, or a very good actress!