Alice Volkov - Hammersmith

[yesbby]

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I booked this one yesterday before the review that came through this morning. Was excited to confirm especially with the new-to-me massage republic photoset..

Communications were good - almost seems like it was she that was talking to me. As I arrived after the schlep across town there was, 'can you wait a little bit, baby" and then 'I'm just having something to eat'.

Was left standing by the exposed, ugly door for too long, then upstairs I could hear some chit chat, waited too long by that door too. Was getting pissed off. Then her quite gorgeous friend met me and used google translate to explain that she was still asleep and she couldn't wake her up. She offered herself instead - was tempted as she looks like fun but I was just too disappointed to be bothered. Texted me as I got back to Brompton station to say she's woken up.. this was mid afternoon by the way. Didn't fancy a half-asleep performance, nor was I going reward the dodgy business practices so went home pleased to have the money in my pocket. Gave them short shrift by text

Pretty sure it's the two of them using google translate to book appointments. Serves me right for chasing 19 yr old tail around London




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[patelprat]

thanks, i was strongly considering her before i saw this!!

you think it's an agency/receptionist doing the comms and comfirming the booking time?

[yesbby]

thanks, i was strongly considering her before i saw this!!

you think it's an agency/receptionist doing the comms and comfirming the booking time?

possibly although the girl that met me said she was trying to wake her up and the text said I've woke her up now as if it was the two girls handling their own affairs

[patelprat]

possibly although the girl that met me said she was trying to wake her up and the text said I've woke her up now as if it was the two girls handling their own affairs

odd, i hate this sort of shared phone set up, you never know who you are speaking to or who you will get when you turn up.

and hate it when i have to use google translate, can't really develop into a proper GFE like that.

[KeefeD40]

Do you know who the attractive flatmate is/can discipher from location on kommons?

Dont blame you for walking btw

[patelprat]

Do you know who the attractive flatmate is/can discipher from location on kommons?

Dont blame you for walking btw

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fit!

[KeefeD40]

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fit!

Nice work sir thank you 

[TheOracle]

possibly although the girl that met me said she was trying to wake her up and the text said I've woke her up now as if it was the two girls handling their own affairs

That was unlucky, mate, I also almost walked the other day as I was made to wait 20 minutes and had already started planning a plan B. They called me literally right after I had already fired a message to another girl. It's not them managing the messaging, there's a pseudo-agency of some sort (that only has them, though 🙄).

I think I'd you could hear chit chat then the most likely explanation is that there was another punter still with her and they didn't want to make it look like they were doing back to back. Unless they were trying to do some load balancing between them. 😅

[puntingking]

is it worth putting in the title of the review to let others know that the session did not happen? 

I only ask because people might be put off to see her due to this negative rating but may not be put off if they see "meeting did not happen" in the title 

I am still interested in seeing her but I will have a plan B planned if she cancels on me or didn't show up. 

[TheOracle]

is it worth putting in the title of the review to let others know that the session did not happen? 

I only ask because people might be put of to see her due to this negative rating but may not be put of if they see "meeting did not happen" in the title 

I am still interested in seeing her but have a plan B planned if she cancels on me or didn't show up. 

Hahaha, when I saw the negative on the review list and after the experience I had with her I thought: "what? Did she get a negative? That makes no sense!". 😂

[patelprat]

i may also risk it, ain't waiting more than 10 mins though. these escorts need to appreciate that we punters have schedules we need to stick to also.

[puntingking]

maybe a forum helper can edit the title for us to say "did not happen" or something similar 

[patelprat]

maybe a forum helper can edit the title for us to say "did not happen" or something similar 

"The title of the review should only have SP Name - Location - (B&S / TOFTT / SCAM label if needed), and there are no abbreviations of establishments in the title of a review."

Maybe a new label for a no show/ghost?

[TheOracle]

"The title of the review should only have SP Name - Location - (B&S / TOFTT / SCAM label if needed), and there are no abbreviations of establishments in the title of a review."

Maybe a new label for a no show/ghost?

To be honest I don't understand why the new management has been so strict with titles: in the past we used to have freedom in what we would write in the title after the basic information, and it was quite useful (as one could already see if a positive was more of a 7/10 or a super enthusiastic 11/10).

[yesbby]

maybe a forum helper can edit the title for us to say "did not happen" or something similar 

It was a booking, confirmed, travelled across London

Negative review. That's how they're done

[yesbby]

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fit!

yes that's her. Cuter in real life

[yesbby]

They called me literally right after I had already fired a message to another girl. It's not them managing the messaging, there's a pseudo-agency of some sort (that only has them, though 🙄).

a number of these independent types use a concierge on the phone who has nothing to do with them. Seems like that was the case here but makes little odds, they got their message through promptly in response to my complaint as though the other girl may have had the sleeping girl's phone

[puntingking]

It was a booking, confirmed, travelled across London

Negative review. That's how they're done

Agreed. But it is not a negative service that was given.
It was a no show so maybe that in the title would help members to decide whether to take the chance and see her or not. 

Its your review. But after the fantastic positive take one for the team review, many members would attempt to see her as a plan A but while having a plan B set up. 

Many thanks for the review though 

[puntingking]

Maybe a new label for a no show/ghost?

I think it would help, but it is up to the mod team. 

[patelprat]

Agreed. But it is not a negative service that was given.
It was a no show so maybe that in the title would help members to decide whether to take the chance and see her or not. 

Its your review. But after the fantastic positive take one for the team review, many members would attempt to see her as a plan A but while having a plan B set up. 

Many thanks for the review though 

Members, like we did, should be clicking in reading to get the context. I never go off just the list page!

[yesbby]

 But it is not a negative service that was given.

It was a very negative service given, a point I was keen to make to the receptionist. It's customary for fellow punters to take this into account when considering making their own booking

[puntingking]

It was a very negative service given, a point I was keen to make to the receptionist. It's customary for fellow punters to take this into account when considering making their own booking

 ok, fair enough mate 

[patelprat]

Hopefully the receptionist/pimp will up their game if they (hopefully) happen to read all this.

[Iloveoral]

maybe a forum helper can edit the title for us to say "did not happen" or something similar 

Read the rules please matey, it’s a no

[puntingking]

Read the rules please matey, it’s a no

ok