Date: Sep 2025
Location: South Bermondsey - 5 mins walk from station
Charges: 180 for one hour
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External Link/Members OnlyMain reason for negative review: The lady was more interested in talking than actual service. Overall service was finished in 20 mins and even though there was enough time left and when other providers offer massage or round two...she just kept on talking...and everything ended in 35-40mins.
Communication: Texted her on whatsapp. She wanted to have a call before confirmation. Which was a good sign for me because she wanted to get a sense of man she is meeting.
Location: 5 mins walk from South Bermondsey station. She lives in a residential area and it seems like its her own place. That is the reason she is very discreet. She will also ask you to call her when you reach on the road and will direct you towards her house(while looking at you from the window) instead of texting full address.
Her house is minimalist but very clean. Bathroom is spotless and her bedroom is also very clean, nice dim lighting, soft music and good smell.
Lady: Her age in profile is 47 but she is definitely 50 plus. But for her age she has really maintained herself well, careful about her healthy and hygiene but you can see the sign of age and slight wrinkles have started to appear all over her body. You cant compare her with younger girls but if you are into mature women then she is definitely attractive. Her English is good but she did not sound like an English lady and may belong to some European country.
Service: She loves to talk and I knew that from her reviews and I was cautious to not engage in long conversation in the beginning. After some initial greetings, I head for shower and was ready for the main act in 5 mins.
She seemed keen on talking about lot of things...but I tried to focus on what I was there for.
Her bedroom is very well ell maintained for a nice intimate moments. She was wearing white lingerie and was looking good...and I felt like its going to be fun(and it was as long as it lasted).
We started with light kissing which soon turned into DFK and she was kissing me entire time. I think she is obsessed about hygiene and if you present as well groomed and clean man...you may get better service.
She asked if I need massage or anything else and I told her lets start with massage. She made me lie on bed and started with sensual oil massage on my back while rubbing her boobs (decent size...for her slim body and looked good but clearly have some work done and not entirely saggy).
After 5-10 mins of massage, I was asked to turn and after putting protection...She got on top of me in doggy and then we switched to missionary. She was fine with me kissing on her lips but did not allow me to touch her face or neck (I think she did not want her makeup to be spoilt...It was slightly off-putting though). I am average size(but decent grith) and honestly I was not feeling much while having intercourse (which is fine considering I decided a mature lady) but she seemed to be in rush and was encouraging me to cum soon.
Once it was over, I was expecting bit more massage , foreplay or something else because there was lot of time left but she started again with her conversations about food, where all she has travelled and lived, where she is travelling next etc. and I could see that nothing else is going to happen. I am not the kind of person who tries to push if someone is not interested...and decided to take shower and head out.
WIR: No. £180 for 15-20mins of main act is not worth it.
