External Link/Members OnlyHoney is the latest touring escort to turn up at Alli's Angels. I booked for half an hour at £80.
Communications Easy as usual. I phoned up to arrange the time, and got the address minus the door number by text. That last detail was sent just before the booking time.
LocationHoney was using a flat in Gateshead, just up from the Hilton Hotel. It's fit for purpose and easy to find. She answered the door quickly and buzzed me in.
First impressions I was slightly disappointed when I first saw Honey. Her photos imply somebody very classy, fit and toned. However, Honey has some very conspicuous tattoos which really affect her appearance, and she also has some significant stretch marks and loose skin. That can't be helped, and isn't a deal breaker for me, but the photos could be more accurate. They are either old or heavily photoshopped. On the plus side, she was wearing decent underwear, and when this was removed her recent boob job turned out to be a really good one.
Main event I undressed while Honey stashed the cash, and joined her on the bed when she returned. At this point she went through her rules, which include oral with a condom, no tongues, and be gentle with the new boobs. It turned out that "no tongues" actually meant closed mouth kissing, which is not much fun. When it came to oral, Honey applied the condom with her mouth, and did a pretty good job considering it was a covered blowjob. We then had sex in a couple of positions, but I wasn't really into it, so switched to manual to get myself off at the end.
Conclusion This was a very average experience. Honey didn't live up to my expectations physically, and there wasn't much warmth or conversation. I don't mind OW, so long as there is good kissing and general enthusiasm. Without any of that, it becomes a very bland event. I wouldn't return and couldn't recommend.
As a final point, my clothes smelled of smoke after I left and needed washing. It's an inconvenience for me, but could mean real trouble for a punter heading home to a partner. I didn't notice the smell during the booking, so not sure if it was Honey's fault, or a result of whoever had the flat before her.
