Gym-Bunny-MILF - Gloucester

[fudge1-2]

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Previously known as Elle Jay

1hr - £150
House, seemed clean, just messy. Loads and loads of clothes everywhere.

Comms: Mostly via txt which are assertive to say the least but efficient. As others have mentioned you have to jump through hoops wrt parking and final arrangements. She seems rather paranoid.
I'd previously tried to book her but her comms responses had put me off, luckily (or maybe not) she didn't remember.

Elle: Door opened as I approached, her hiding behind it. first impressions were good. Facially attractive though does have those crap painted on eyebrows.
Figure looked good in the sexy outfit. But when the top came off it was a different story. She's lost a lot of weight at some point. There was also a lot of flabby bits on thighs and arse.  Her Vag also looked flabby, made me think of the Predator.
Tits were also a disappointment, still large but have dropped considerably and not as firm as expected.
Profile stats are probably accurate.

Meet: Arrived early and called as directed, given final directions, very easy/quick to front door. She likes to chat first to build a rapport but its mostly about her. Started with oral on me before I returned the favour, normally I get a decent response but not this time, didn't hit the right buttons. Oral on me was good but no variation.
Tried for sex but just couldn't get hard enough for long enough. She was a bit detached/robotic. That along with the rather loose pussy meant I kept popping out. So back to oral and I cam in her mouth, surprisingly she didn't spit.
Had a brief chat and left. She's also not a clock watcher as I was there nearly 90mins which surprised me.

Going neutral as I didn't really enjoy it but that was mostly down to my reaction. She tried and did what was asked.

[webpunter]

I've been thinning out my HL this intel has helped 
Was keeping an 👁️ on her whereabouts
Thanks for sharing, me wasting time pondering travelling to x, y or z has ceased
A ton for HH no chance
UKP working like well oiled machine, ideal

[KeefeD40]

Thanks for review OP

I'm intrigued at how you managed to eek out 90mins with her with just a BJ and an unsuccessful attempt at fucking.
Did she chat away for that long?

[pythondan]

You are a brave man posting this as, like The Predator, she might hunt you down 

I have seen her twice with about a year between the meets. I reviewed the first but not the second. She actually lectured me about how UKP reviews were dangerous for girls and said that feedback/reviews should be left on AW 

I would be curious to know if the OP or others that have seen her received a similar lecture.

[webpunter]

You are a brave man posting this as, like The Predator, she might hunt you down 

I have seen her twice with about a year between the meets. I reviewed the first but not the second. She actually lectured me about how UKP reviews were dangerous for girls and said that feedback/reviews should be left on AW 

I would be curious to know if the OP or others that have seen her received a similar lecture.

Awank the bastion of credible reviews 
[edit: even] Pro$$ie net is more reliable
Maybe best not to do a repeat visit or if you do take an iPad & bang out a review when you are with her

[updownandaround]

You are a brave man posting this as, like The Predator, she might hunt you down 

I have seen her twice with about a year between the meets. I reviewed the first but not the second. She actually lectured me about how UKP reviews were dangerous for girls and said that feedback/reviews should be left on AW 

I would be curious to know if the OP or others that have seen her received a similar lecture.

I visited her recently (review pending) and I didn't get a lecture about UKP. I did notice from the moment you walk through the door she's sizing you up for the experience you have with punting. She is a talker (too much) and as with the review above she seems very paranoid and cynical about sex work.

[Narayan1]

I saw her years ago when she first started.

Was good for a while but she blocked / banned me for texting her on her day off ( she stated outcalls on her profile ! ) she does believe she is someone special and tried porn but is basically a man hater

[Markc]

I fucked her in early 2023 (see my review) when she just moved to a new place just outside Gloucester.
At the time she would only take bookings if you phoned her ( her profile now says book appointments by text )
and she asked me a lot of questions about my age, weight and what l looked liked. Thought this was a bit strange but went along with it. Her profile said at the time her max age of guys she saw was 55 and that was my age at the time but l was 56 two weeks later. I thought she was going to ask for proof but luckily never did. I she seems to like younger clients than her.

I remember l was giving a postcode which lead me to her road and was told to park in one particular spot and phone her from there. It was just opposite her house so l think it was so she could see who she was about to meet. When l first got into the house she was very business like and seamed a bit strict but for me it did add to the experience. After paying her the fee we had a good hour session with me fucking her in a couple of positions and finishing in her mouth.

At the time she didn’t offer anal on a first booking but charged £30 extra on your next booking if she was comfortable with you and you were not huge. At the time there where not many women offering anal for a reasonable price so l went back the following week and fucked her ass and it felt incredible.

She did come across cold and not too friendly at first but when we got into the room she warmed up and l had a good experience.
She seems to tour once or twice a month and l am tempted to return but l don’t know if my age now would be a problem.

[webpunter]

I fucked her in early 2023 (see my review) when she just moved to a new place just outside Gloucester.
At the time she would only take bookings if you phoned her ( her profile now says book appointments by text )
and she asked me a lot of questions about my age, weight and what l looked liked. Thought this was a bit strange but went along with it. Her profile said at the time her max age of guys she saw was 55 and that was my age at the time but l was 56 two weeks later. I thought she was going to ask for proof but luckily never did. I she seems to like younger clients than her.

I remember l was giving a postcode which lead me to her road and was told to park in one particular spot and phone her from there. It was just opposite her house so l think it was so she could see who she was about to meet. When l first got into the house she was very business like and seamed a bit strict but for me it did add to the experience. After paying her the fee we had a good hour session with me fucking her in a couple of positions and finishing in her mouth.

At the time she didn’t offer anal on a first booking but charged £30 extra on your next booking if she was comfortable with you and you were not huge. At the time there where not many women offering anal for a reasonable price so l went back the following week and fucked her ass and it felt incredible.

She did come across cold and not too friendly at first but when we got into the room she warmed up and l had a good experience.
She seems to tour once or twice a month and l am tempted to return but l don’t know if my age now would be a problem.

A non starter end of
Edit: especially not with all the other stuff going on
Best to have got in early doors when she decided porn wasn't for her & ventured out being an SP
Cheaper & by the looks of it game on back then 

[Cunning Punt]

Thanks for the very useful review and comments. She's been on and off my HL in recent years and tried to book her a couple of times but it never worked out - seems like I dodged a bullet.

The booking process does seem like a lot of unnecessary hassle and I really don't like parking my car very near the location or where a SP can see it. Given the faff, reports of her attitude and her physical appearance, then I will give her a swerve.

[radman67]

I saw her years ago when she first started.

Was good for a while but she blocked / banned me for texting her on her day off ( she stated outcalls on her profile ! ) she does believe she is someone special and tried porn but is basically a man hater

Kind of mirrors my experience of her back in ‘22. We actually got quite friendly (I picked her up when she came back after her surgery). Then she went fucking nuts accused me of random shit and blocked me.  She definitely has an inflated opinion of herself

[fudge1-2]

Never had a review generate this much discussion before. It does seem strange that all her other reviews are strong positives. Unfortunately my cock doesn't play ball if I'm not attracted to a woman. So for me it was a waste of time & money but as mentioned it was mostly my fault.

Keefe: there were a few attempts with discussion in between but yes basically she talks a hell of a lot.
Pythondan:  I might not have done if I'd got the lecture, I won't be going back anyway, I'd rather travel further afield.

[Markc]

I think l was lucky when l saw her as she had just moved into her new incall place. The parking thing didn’t really bother me as it a resident area and most houses have parking spots allocated to each house so l think l was parking in hers. It was strange all the questions about my age etc but l was horny as hell at the time. As some have mentioned she talked a lot about herself but it did really bother me and on the second visit l did anal on her which l was struggling to find a SP to do this with.

She also touring now about twice a month so if you can get to her the parking thing shouldn’t be a problem and she may be less fussy about who she see as she is new in that area.

[Spunkhead]

I've always disliked her attitude.

I was desperate for a shag a few months back and called her by mistake. She answered and was swearing down the phone at me which seemed odd as all I wanted was an appointment and if she was using language like that then surely texting a booking didn't make much difference?

[olover]

Not posted for a while as had nothing much to bring to the party really as not had a punt for a very long time for various reasons. But did manage a meet recently and will post a review.

I actually saw her several years ago when she first appeared. Looking at her aw profile it says she only joined late 2020, but I am sure it was longer ago than that that I saw her so must be a second profile? It was certainly before covid as have hardly punted at all since that time.

She was certainly a lot bigger than she appears to be now, but I can recognise all the comments about her behaviour, especially the constant chat!

Would not go back if it was free!