Author Topic: Astrid - Diva - Knightsbridge  (Read 1103 times)

Offline flamingice

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Basics
Location: Knightsbridge
Type: Incall
Duration: 1 hour
Price: £400 (£350 base plus £50 extra for OWO)
Services: Sex 2x, OWO, 69, DFK

Comms
Fine.

Apartment
Slightly hard to find, but fit for purpose.

Girl
Her most recent airbrushed pictures really make her look good - she’s actually stunning in her photos and great anticipatory wank material.  Was very looking forward to getting to pound her in the flesh.  Reality was she was ok, but only ok in real life.  Like all Diva girls these days they’re just too old.  Diva should rebrand to MILF Escorts, and I’m getting fed up with them charging top dollar, plus unpacking the extras as extra, and then you meet a girl significantly older.  Where are all the 18-21 yos?

In all fairness, before I get blasted for this in the comments, Astrid is marked as 30+ and mature on the website, but I would say the pictures are somewhat misleading.  Photos indicate a dead gorgeous glamour model that’s aging very well…well not quite

I will also note on pricing, I saw Astrid before summer so I’m catching up on a few reviews.  I noticed her price skyrocketed soon after I’d seen her (memory serves up to £500, all extras still extra).  No wonder she’s brought it back down to £350 again, which I still think is far too overpriced.  I’d put her at £250.

Service
Generally good but just no wow factor.  Greeted and offered wine (declined).  It was fairly early in the day and I think Astrid was gearing up for a 8 hour shift, so bottle ready to get going.

Found her friendly, but style a little quirky.  It’s really a bit of a blur given it was a few months ago and definitely forgettable.  It would have been my usual routine of DFK (I recall smokers breath on this one, and I think she left between rounds to have a smoke - she did ask if it was ok with me which I said it was) but DFK was pretty much on tap throughout, which is always what makes a punt for me, OWO, 69 (fresh, slight pussy smell), and then a mix of her on top, mish to finish.

Round two was similar, after she’d gone and had her smoke.  Round two was finish in mish with a nice post-coital cuddle and DFK.

Was probably there around 45-50 mins.

Conclusion
Nothing really wrong with the punt from a service perspective, just a very forgettable punt (probably part the reason I just didn’t get round to writing until now).  I also think pricing is just ridiculous.  I have just returned from a mega session in Pattaya and the amount of barely legal 18 yo Thai beauties you can get for £50-60 a pop just makes the whole London scene look incredibly underwhelming.  At £400 this is a rip off.  Perhaps at £250, and with OWO included in that price, she’d be a positive.

Haven’t been back, despite tempting new pics.   :dash:

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« Last Edit: September 07, 2025, 08:59:42 pm by flamingice »

Offline patelprat

Leaving between rounds to have a smoke, what a fucking joke (even if she did ask first). Can't even wait 30 more mins.

She must have a strong nicotine addiction.

Agree i'm getting tired of paying Diva rates when you can find hot indies for a fair bit less.

« Last Edit: September 07, 2025, 09:23:52 pm by patelprat »

Offline lake

Thank you for the review. Very useful in taking her off my hotlist! Unbelievable  :thumbsdown: