Drove past this place numerous times but contact detail is sparse, they don’t have a web site and only a land line.
External Link/Members OnlyI drove past Bank Holiday Monday and their open sign was lit so I managed to find a free parking space nearby which is highly unusual and the only fallback would be above the Waitrose store and pay for parking.
LOCATION
On the busy London Road right at a set of traffic lights so if you’re a local could be an issue although the shop externally is legit.
THE PUNT
I went to push the door but it was locked but saw a doorbell and pressed it. The door opened fairly quickly and the lady was hiding behind the door. I now know her to be called Lucy late 40 early 50 wearing a long clinging black dress which showed she has quite a large drooping stomach, she had a really lovely face about a size 12. There was another slightly younger Thai girl lying on a couch on her phone. Both were pleasant enough and reasonable English. The girl on the settee had a nice pair of tits half exposed.
I said what are the prices and I was told £50 for an hour and Lucy pointed to a list on the counter. I agreed to an hour and was shown to a room and given a bottle of water. The room, as is the whole premises, very clean, no dodgy smells, a largish room compared to other massage parlours, an extra wide massage bed and a nice shower and sink in the corner.
I said to Lucy do I keep my pants on and she indicated to take everything off, a really good sign. Lucy went out I got undressed and haphazardly put my towel over my arse slightly revealing a bit of it to indicate I’m up for it.
Lucy came in and covered me completely then proceeded to put pressure all over my back for what seemed a long long time. She then lowered the towel to my waist and oiled my back up, what proceeded was a very long massage on my back, shoulders arms and neck, a bit too long for me, she wanted to know if she could rent a room from me bizarre, and at one point my towel slipped down and I said she made me tingle whereby she touched my arse crack and said tingling will cost money 🤦
She carried on with my back, then a head massage with stretches down my back. She then went to my legs rolled the towel between my legs and did my calves and back of my thighs but no reach unders and no cc’s.
In fact there was no sensual lead up, Lucy then bent forward and asked if I’d like anything extra. I asked what’s on offer. She said clothes off and HE £80 and I said that’s way too much, she lowered it to £60. She then said HE for £30 (I never pay more than £20 for HE). So I made a shrewd move and said topless for £40 knowing full well the only way she could get topless was to take the whole dress off. She did say that but didn’t hesitate. Off came the dress and actually her stomach didn’t look as bad as when it did in the dress, she was quite nice in a Milfy way. She oiled my cock and I could suck on her nice soft tits, hold her arse and as she bent forward I slipped my hand between her legs with no objection.
I partially sat up and kissed her neck with Lucy still wanking me off slowing down when I said. I eventually laid back and let her finish me off and as she wanked me and sensed I was coming she grabbed and massaged my ballsack. I shot my load and for quite a while she gently massaged my cock and balls it was very nice.
A shower was offered all toiletries available and it was very nice. I gave her the extra £40. And went on my way very happy. The only downside was she kept on asking me to pick her up after work, can she rent a room, how big is your house and can we get married. I’m a 66 year old ugly Cnut and not a meal ticket so that may stop me returning but all in all it was a nice experience and it’s now confirmed they are not a 100% massage shop.
