A well reviewed collective; I couldn't find an active advert for them, though a search for them on this forum will yield a phone number.
I also couldn't find a review of this girl so I thought I'd toftt.
Moon faced farmers daughter with all the charm of a mud puddle. 5'7, D/E cups size 14 minimum, would do well to attend a gym every now and then to sculpt her natural curves. A light complected Punjabi student, acne and generally poor skin.
The first half of the hour was spent spreading oil all over my back and legs. I wondered to myself that this must be how the Christmas turkey felt before going into the oven. The Hindi karaoke was new to me, and while mildly entertaining, was lacking the brown noise to give the fully immersive Lahore experience.
On the turn, I opted for FS. Forgettable OW, though she did do a cracking impression of a starfish. Speaking of fish. No, not really, the base notes were more like Eau de Caca.
All in 150 Charlies: hour massage £50, FS £100
The comms and location were decent, so I might try my luck with the girl who has all the positive reviews.
