Tel No: 07404418803Advert: External Link/Members OnlyLocation: Clean new flat near The Builder's Arms pub, a brisk 10-minute walk from East Croydon station
Price: £50 for 30 minutes with an extra £10 thrown in for OWOThis was my second visit to this establishment, but may well be my last. The flat itself is fine and very discreet, which is a bonus, but Emmy, like Anna before her, is a rather worn-out Asian girl, with little enthusiasm for the job.
On the plus side, Emmy could be in her thirties or even early forties, but gets away with it by having a great and very slim body. I thought her perky tits were fake when the clothes came off, but the way they hung and felt said otherwise. Things got off to a flying start. She undressed me, even unlacing my shoes and was very tactile and attentive. Then told me to lie face down on the bed for a massage. Nothing special there, just fingertip stroking and a bit of a reach under.
Then - hey ho! - out came the wet wipes and she proceeded to give my arsehole and ballbag the once over. I hasten to add I was freshly showered, but I can't blame her for checking. Sadly, the full-on rimming I'd anticipated never quite happened. Instead she flicked her tongue lightly between my cheeks and around my perineum. I can't blame any woman for not wanting to tongue my brown-eye. But considering she'd sort of volunteered it without me asking, I'd expected more enthusiasm.Not to worry.
Emmy then returned to the useless massage and I noticed when I stroked her tits she gently removed my hand and put it back on the pillow. Not a good sign. I turned over with a raging hard on and got a proper look at her. reasonably pretty face, slightly iffy jawline, nice long dark hair and, like I said, tidy little body. Her English wasn't great but after establishing that I'd pay her another tenner for sucking my cock without a 'rubber johnny' (a phrase there for anyone who was at school in the 1970s), she went to work with gusto. Emmy's blow job was good and we got a fair rhythm going, not deep-throat, but deep enough. Also the wall-length mirror opposite the bed meant I copped a great view of her splayed arsecheeks.
I am a fan of pubic hair and while Emmy had a modest patch up front, she also had some around her bum crack. Before you all slag me off and claim I really crave a man's arse, let me explain: I grew up a time when all women had pubes. And if you were tupping birds in the early 1980s as i was, chances are they had full bushes, including some around the wrong 'un. Seeing a bit of hair in that region on a woman is so rare these days I couldn't help but be transported back to the halcyon days of Level 42 and my canary yellow Ford Cortina. Anyway, her bum was a bit hairy and I got off on it.
But here's where the problems started. In between chowing down on my stem, Emmy started spitting onto the carpet by the side of the bed. At first I thought she had a stray pube in her mouth. But, no, it's clearly something she does. She sucked my nipples (which does precisely nothing for me) and spat again. It was as if she was trying to expel any taste of my flesh from her mouth. Any attempt by me to touch her vagina was also gently re-buffed.
When i suggested sex, she took out a Johnny and hurt me trying to put it on my cock. Basically, she couldn't get it on easily, but wouldn't let me touch it. I quickly realised that she didn't want my fingers anywhere near something that was going to go inside her body. After a squirt of lube, she lay on her back, pulled her legs up, exposing a nice pink gash and perineum hair (sorry!) and I slid in.
Big mistake: Emmy was obviously uncomfortable, and while her cunt felt great to me, I could tell she was hurting. Yes, I fuck women for money as a hobby, but I don't get off on causing anyone damage. She kept telling me 'no problem, no problem', but her panting and wincing and 'too big, too hard' comments told me otherwise.
Rather cruelly perhaps, i suggested her on all fours. I just wanted to see her arsehole again and unload. She agreed, but lay face down instead. I slipped in and we went through the whole routine again: her telling me I was too big and hard but also that it was 'no problem'. I finished up and withdrew. Frustratingly Emmy is the kind of petite girl I like to fuck, but i simply don't think she's built for the job. You can't fuck her properly. She can't take it. But she's clearly too greedy and willing to put herself through it and give a poor service for a quick buck.
Once we were done, she helped me get dressed and carried on telling me how big and hard I was, which only added insult to injury. She'd be much better sticking to sucking and wanking chaps off rather than full sex. Apparently she's at this address for two more weeks. I'd be interested to know how others get on with her.
