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External Link/Members OnlyWhen: July 2025
Booking & Comms: Hit and miss. She has to be badgered to get answers.
Do you have any extra charges? Yes
What are they? OWO £30
What about French Kissing – Yes. Do you charge extra or is it included – no response.
We eventually agreed a time the day before the punt and I said I would confirm with her in the morning. When I confirmed her first response was, what time and how long do you want to stay? Followed by see you at XX
Location: House in Bishops Stortford suburbs.
The Girl:It is the girl from the profile (the tattoos all match), but I reckon some of those pictures are very old, and others extremely heavily filtered.
Profile says she’s 27, add at least 10 years to that. I reckon she’s no younger than 39. She looks good though. She’s not 5’6”, she’s 5’9”. She’s a size 8, with a soft peachy arse and tiny narrow waist. She must have had a boob job a long time back, because her tits were an odd shop and drooping.
The Fee £100 for 30 minutes + £30 for OWO. Her profile says CIM, but she told me in the room that she doesn’t do it, but I can come on her breasts though.
Despite saying YES to French Kissing on text, she doesn’t offer it. She said lip kissing only.
The Punt She opened the door and was wearing a thin negligee over some plainish underwear. With her stripper heels on she stands about 6ft.
The first thought that hit my head is, there’s no way this girl is 27. But she had a sexy demeanour and was attractive, with a tight body.
Up to the bedroom and we discussed the fee. This is where she tells me that it’s lip kissing only and she doesn’t do CIM (it is on her profile), just cum on boobs.
I ask for a shower, but she says after I massage you. I go with the flow.
What follows is a time-wasting massage. She drops loads of smelly oils on my back and then just rubs it in, pretending to know what she’s doing.
I tell her I’m ready to get showered, she ignores that and gets the baby wipes out. She proceeds to wipe my limp cock. I’m sitting on the edge of the bed, she kneels on the floor in front of me and starts OWO. No kissing no fondling, very mechanical. I can’t reach her titties because she is down way too low. I eventually get erect, as soon as that happens she reaches for the condom and puts it on.
She stands up, I get up too and try to hold her close to me. I ask her to kiss, she barely touches her lips with mine and she’s moving away. I touch her boobs, but she scolds me and says her nipples are too sensitive. Then she proceeds to add a ton of lube to the condom.
She says we do doggie and positions herself across the bed. I stand and enter her. This is the best part of the punt, her arse is nice and squishy and it ripples in and out as I pump away. She has a tiny waist, so the arse to waist ratio is really nice. She positions herself with her arse down quite low, so that I had to bend my legs while I’m pumping away. I have to physically lift her arse up with both hands to get the right height, she is not assisting, so I’m carrying all the weight. But, I do manage to get full depth with no complaints from her.
All the time she’s saying that annoying overused fake prossie phrase, “cum for me baby, cum in my pussy”. Does anyone get turned on by that?
We switch to missionary, same thing, same fake noises. But I do get in full depth.
I tell her to get on top. She refuses and says she doesn’t do that position. WTF!
She says she will massage me to a finish. I tell her to give me more oral, but she refuses because she says that my dick has lube on it, and she doesn’t like the taste. I offer to go shower, but she says no, you shower when we finish. She starts wanking me, but this is futile, as I’ve got the hump now. I tell her we’re done and go shower.
Upon my return I ask her if she wants to try oral again, but she says you have one minute left. Then she says, she can do oral for 2-3 minutes, but you have to finish in this time.
I just ignore her and get dressed.
Would I return / VerdictNope / the girl shouldn't be in this line of work as she clearly doesn't enjoy it and has no motivation or desire to satisfy customers.
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