Worst punt ever!
I’ve had some bad punts, but this took the cake.
So 9th of June I booked in with advert link 1 (since gone and replaced with a few new ones see below). Link 1 -
External Link/Members OnlyWas give an ML2 postcode for a ground floor flat in Wishaw just off cambusnethan.
When I booked I was told photos aren’t the same but a close match (aye fucking right).
It was £50 hour, £20 He and extra 20 for B2b.
So I arrived, and immediately noticed the old boy sat in the flat upstairs watching like a hawk.
The rain came on and I dashed for the door hiding my face from mr nosey.
Get in and despite how warm outside was, this was stone cold inside. Everything pitch black and the lassie was not a looker and could easily be the lassie that ate the girl in the photos.
But the horn got the better of me, I stumped the £90 and was shown to a ahit bed in the living room.
She squirrelled away money as I changed, no shower offered.
I’m freezing cold, on this mattress waiting forever. She comes in, I say it’s cold etc and I’m told it will be okay… then she starts, no oil, no pressure, just lots of skin rubbing if you could call it that.
This proceeds with no teasing and then she goes over to the tv in the far corner and gets the baby oil.
I’m thinking, finally maybe kit off and B2b.
Nope, little bit of oil for the legs… okay so then banging at the door and phone going off.
She says she needs to let her friend in.
Only it’s another punter.
And he’s not happy.
He thinks he has an appointment for now, she shoves him in another room, comes back and then leaves again as he is kicking off and saying she’s clearly shagging someone in the other room (my room).
A lot of screaming and shouting, she kicks him out.
She comes back, I’m thinking of getting my kit on and leaning but she says it’s all fine now, and is trying to show me what she’s sent him. I’m not interested as I don’t want to see that she’s showing phone numbers to randoms.
So she goes back to the worst massage ever. I’ve easily lost most of my time to her pissing about and arguing.
On the flip, she’s not fully nude but she looses the pants and sits on my face for me to lick as she gives a half arse hand job, I shoot my load and get out of there as quick as I could.
No body to body, shit massage, place is a cold shit hole and just all round awful. Avoid at all costs!
Price paid £90 - £50 for the hour, £20 HE and £20 B2b that never happened.
Woman is easily 40s, short, plump and Thai, mum tum, nothing remarkable and fuck all like the photos
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