Fun4Two is a swingers club for nearly all of the year, but there are four Friday nights a year called hardcore night, where single men can join in. I saw this place mentioned on the forum a couple of years ago and it intrigued me, so I gave one of the hardcore nights a whirl at the end of May. The link below is for the next hardcore night, but the event I went to was exactly the same.
External Link/Members OnlyAs far as I can tell if you're not a member of the swingers club you need to buy an online ticket, which now costs 195 Euros (price has gone up as I only paid 180 Euros).
Location: It's outside the town of Gouda, which is near Rotterdam. If you don't have a car it's a bit of a mission to walk there from Gouda, and you'll probably want a taxi on the way back.
Venue: A large house which has been modified and some extensions added. It's a big place - I'd estimate there were at least 200 people at the party I went to, but it didn't feel overly crowded. The ground floor has the main room with a bar at the front and a kitchen at the back (food and drink was included), five large beds in the middle of the room and seats round the sides. Smoking / chill area in a heated tent outside. Upstairs has lockers, shower rooms and then a bunch of rooms in a darkened maze where you can fuck with a little more privacy. Only a little though, as the rooms all have peepholes. Some rooms had a variety of bondage equipment, but I didn't see anyone using them. Small baskets of condoms everywhere!
Attendees: Alongside horny blokes like me, there were plenty of couples (60 or 70), with a wider age range than I was expecting. There were also 10 "gigolinas" - the link gives you some info, but they are effectively WGs who have been paid to shag any of the people who were attending the parties. Frankly they weren't the best looking women, but three of them made up for that with their work ethic. If you've been to a Phoenix Club party in London, selecting 10 of those WGs at random would give you an idea of the standard of the "gigolinas". Finally, there were some women there who didn't appear to have male partners - don't know if they arrived on their own, or just had blokes who were happy to watch.
Action I got: I had six different women suck my cock (three were happy to do OWO, three insisted on OW), and had pretty perfunctory sex with four women. Sounds great, but actually there was more waiting around than action. Only one of these was a civvy who looked remarkably like Anita Rani (but no Yorkie accent, so I can't claim Anita Rani sucked my cock). I made a tactical error with "Anita" - should have asked her for sex after a few minutes of sucking, but this was early on in the event and I wanted more oral before sex. Turns out that a civvy who was pretty much willing to take on allcomers was very popular, and I never got the chance to bang her.
Negative points: The shagging doesn't really start until 11pm, and I'm not a late-night person, so the timing wasn't great. The main room played non-stop Eurodance shite at a loud volume - when I had my cock inside a woman I was able to tune it out, but it grated on me after a while.
Neutral point: I soon decided that the upstairs darkened room areas were not for me - I do actually want to take a look at the person I'm shagging, and I don't want to join a line of four blokes to wait my turn. Watching so many other people fuck was diverting at first, but after a couple of hours it all became a bit ho-hum.
Would I visit again: I'm glad I visited but I don't think so - the effort in getting there and having to have a really late night would put me off.
