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External Link/Members Only Price: £160 for 1hr. Pretty average these days.
Comms: 8/10
A little slow at responding but she claims to only see one guy per day so she doesnt check her inbox often. Book well in advance if you are considering it. Content of the comms was decent, and she was amenable to my cosmetic requests. Followed up a day or two before the meet to confirm then supplied final details once I arrived.
Location: 7/10
Her house is an end-terrace in a fairly snug estate in Maidenbower, not far from Three Bridges train station. She directed me to a parking place right opposite someone's house which was a bit uncomfortable, so I found another location in a different side road that was a touch more discrete, but you are never going to avoid people here, especially during the afternoon school run/work rush. Her place is actually on the main road so it is easier to find than I was fearing tho. She gave me the final address after I parked up and left the door on a jar to let myself in.
Looks: 5/10
This is where this review takes a bit of a hit. I have had funcat on my HL for years but never been in the area. I make a point of archiving SW's profiles and gallery pics for reference as soon as I hotlist them, because they often change them up, but Cat is not one of those it seems. The images on there at the moment are the same images from 2015, if not before. Many of them show her overflowing her bra, decent sized arse, etc. And while she blocks out her face, you can get an idea of what she might look like from some of the edges etc. As per the attached images, I was expecting something similar to this lady in the white top.
Hidden Image/Members OnlyMore filled out and and alluring.
But what appeared when I entered was closer to this pic.
Hidden Image/Members Only A lot more aged and worn down than I had expected from the pics, but I guess in retrospect given they were 10+ years old, thats hardly surprising. On top of this once the clothes came off it was clear than she had lost a lot of the weight that filled out her curves and everything was hanging a little loose.
Service: 7/10
So while I was a bit taken aback from the difference from what i expected to what I got, I decided to carry on anyway. This punt was a decent way out of my way, so I didnt want to call it off on initial impressions.
We started on the sofa with some DFK, fondling, and fingering. Once we got into it my initial objections faded as shes a good kisser, and very enthusiastic.
After a few minutes we moved to the bedroom, where we got the clothes off. She kept her lingerie on that I had requested but everything was accessible. We hit all the usual points. OWO, RO, 69, DFK, then on with the hat, and into mish then doggy. Back to OWO, 69, RO. Then another bag on to finish doggy.
Everything was as fun as I had hoped, and she was surprisingly agile given her age.
Bottom line: A fun hour with a mature lady. If you go in with the right expectations you wont be disappointed. But her age is definitely showing so bear that in mind. Would I see her again? Probably if i am in the area, but thats rare so not likely to happen.
Note: while she says she wont see anyone under 50, I'm in my 40s and she was ok with this. I imagine as long as your initial messages to her are well formed and respectful, she would bend that rule a fair bit.
