External Link/Members OnlyWhen: April '26
Where: Close to the Lidl in Three Bridges. Free parking for 90mins. Functional apartment. She shares with someone else, though I didn't get a good enough look at the other girl to confirm who it was.
Comms: Pretty shit. Confirmed booking previous day, only to be bumped to a different time on the day and when I was en route. So I had to kick my heels for an hour in the glorious sunlit environs of Three Bridges......
Price/services: £70 for 30mins + £10 kissing (not worth it), + £10 OWO (at just a tenner, just about worth it).
Girl: Cute IRL rather than the minx that some of her profile pictures suggest. Pretty, with the softest flawless skin (both face and body). Very short (I'd guess just over 5ft), fake tiddies but so well done you'd not notice. No scarring, and soft to touch.
Meet: I'd requested heels, so had that initial disappointment when SP opened the door in slippers. Friendly welcome but no sexiness, which was the vibe throughout the punt.
After shower and paperwork sorted started with some groping and kissing (light lip kiss only, barely worth the extra tenner), but she was so short I had to keep stooping down so got her on the bed. Her body felt nice, amazing skin, but lack of kissing and any real attention on me was making this all feel a bit meh.
Things improved slightly as she moved down for OWO. However her technique was zero-to-100 in a few seconds. Like a Tesla on an open A-road. Metronomic head bobbing up and down, no variation, no licking, no slobber. Just her head bobbing up and down vigorously, and while it did the job of getting me hard, I can't say I enjoyed it any more than I would a quick wank.
This went on for a while, but I was starting to get bored, so I motioned her to come sit on my face. This was a weird one, because she sort of planted herself on me, put her hands on her hips, and looked down at me without any expression while I did my best cunny...which obviously wasn't good enough for her, as she remained emotionless and expressionless throughout. She tasted lovely though, and her puss was tidy...just made me think this is what it must be like to go down on one of those sex robots.
Dom on, and into mish. She put her legs into a position where I couldn't get too deep, and when I did angle for better penetration she made a face so I held off. Again, expressionless throughout, and kissing was pecks on the lips but only when I went in for her, she didn't seem present at all.
CG for me is often a position that reveals how adept a girl is at finding connection. If they are enjoying themselves they'll find a position and rhythm that works for both parties. But if they're not...or in this case they seem to be going through the motions, then it's a position that can feel a bit awkward. And so it was. We didn't sync, and she kept jumping off to reposition herself. Again she didn't seem to like me going too deep. CG was a non-starter sadly.
After a bit of faffing she whipped the condom off before I could move her into a different position, and started sucking like a hoover to get me over the line. I couldn't be bothered to object, and went with it. Was hoping maybe a CIM was on the cards but of course that's an extra and I hadn't paid for it so when the trembling started she stopped sucking and had to be told by me to keep bashing away while I came all over her hand and my belly.
Very friendly and smiley during clean-up. But clearly wanted me out as quick as possible. I was in and out in around 25mins, and felt like the most functional and vanilla of meets.
Summary: Friendly, pretty, and with amazing skin. Just about salvages a neutral because of this, and I can't rate negative because she did everything I expected...was just she didn't do anything particularly well. Felt like she was going through the motions rather than being connected. And while I'm under no illusion that these gorgeous young things are going to be driven wild by an old man like me, I at least would like some sense they are present during the act.
Wouldn't go back, but perhaps a soft recommendation if you want to fuck a very pretty young Thai girl for less than £100.
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