The add:
External Link/Members OnlyTell: 07400 775425
The SP: Moody slim eastern European lady, 5,6, size 6, very slim, facially not saying much. Would give her 4/10 over all.
Comms: pretty straight forward, sent a text and got a reply about 30mins later with prices etc
Did a same day booking.
The location is in a house about 5mins walk from Clapham Junction Station.
Arrived about 5mins earlier then arranged booking time and was asked to wait, no biggie.
When invited in to her place she looked like she was mad at the world, no smile or nothing, I just thought being she is eastern European it's just they way she is, asked for a sensual massage for 30mins and said that's £80, I thought f that, and asked for a relaxing massage at £40, she left room, I got naked on the massage table and few mins later she came back in.
No small talk, no accidental swipes, just cold like stone cold Steve Austin, after about 20mins of nothing to write home about asked me to turn over, then with 5mins to go she asked if I wanted H.E I asked how much extra and she said £30, I politely declined and she continued the massage, no attempt to get a rise out of the man down stairs to change my mind.
I know eastern block chick's have a rep for being cold but she took the piss and wasn't even that attractive.
Would I go back. No
