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Comms: quick and easy, booked at short notice, given directions. I’ve copied the prices she text me below:
£70 - Massage and hands jobs (1 hour)
£50 - Massage and hands jobs (30 minutes )
I do Naked massage body to body and happy ending [Hand relief]
£60 for half hour
£90 for one hour
Location: block of flats off main road, loads of parking, pretty discreet. Flat is a bit of a mess but seen worse, looks like she either lives there or is staying there.massage on a bed she covered with fresh towels.
Girl: not the girl in the pics obviously. Mid 50’s, not bad looking, but nothing exciting. Quite a tummy on her, but nice tits. English not great but very friendly.
Meet: kept me waiting 5 mins outside, then when I was in and had paid and stripped, she disappeared for about 10 minutes. Was half convinced I was going to be scammed and about to get dressed, when she came back, apologised and said will add extra time. Fair enough.
Massage was naff, can tell she has a routine and it was dull. When she finally started on my ass and legs it was much much better, though she did obsessively wet wipe my ass before touching it (should I be offended?)
5 mins of actual body slides in my back, flip and same, body slides and happy to be touched anywhere. She was quite wet but stopped me fingering her. Handjob was good, fake moans were not.
Wiped up and offered a shower, towels were fresh. Booked and paid for 30 minutes, but actual massage was 45. Was inside over an hour.
Good bits: decent handjob, body slides, nice tits
Bad: bit mental, little English. Not a massive looker
Odd: used so much oil im surprised a bunch of hippy’s weren’t handcuffed to her radiator. I’ve never been covered in so much oil. When she finished her hands were so slick with oil and baby batter that it took her a solid minute of trying to turn the door handle and go wash her hands 😂
Overall, it was alright. I wouldn’t rush back. Going for neutral, but it does verge on a green as she did everything advertised and gave me extra time for being late. Just don’t think I’d necessarily go back.
More definitely on offer as she had a bag literally stuffed with condoms next to the bed. She didn’t offer and I didn’t ask, but they aren’t there for decoration.
