External Link/Members OnlyWhere: Sutton Town Centre
When: Today (26th May 2025, about 2:30pm)
Paid: £110 for one hour + £20 OWO
Another Bank Holiday, another mission to see if I could unearth an Asian gem in Sutton among all the bait & switch ads. This one on vivastreet caught my attention as it said "All pictures are 100 % real me". The claim that the photo was the real woman seemed like a positive to me as a lot of the bait and switch ads use images that are clearly of Korean or Japanese models and they know better than to try and claim they're genuine photos - whilst this one looked like it could be the real thing. The nationality was listed as Japanese, so I knew to assume the real girl would be Chinese or Thai however. I tried calling the number but got no response. Seconds later, I got a text back with "hello darling, my post code SM1 ...." and the rest of the post code and street name. As the ad had mentioned potential extras, I replied with "I may come later if you're free. Do you do CIM?". A few minutes later, having obviously run my question through a translation app, I got "Yes. Experienced service. Good full body massage. Lips kiss. 69, bj and sex protestion [sic]. One hour £110 (2 cum) Half hour £70 (1 cum). No anal. No bareback. No fingers. CIM extra £30" as a reply. I decided at £30 I wouldn't bother with CIM but was feeling sore from work and time in the garden yesterday, so an hour booking with a massage and 2 attempts to cum sounded like a good shout if the lady was to my liking, so I decided to go ahead on that basis.
An hour or so later, I was parked in Sutton and started walking towards the address, so I sent off a text saying I'd be ten minutes if she was free. I got an immediate response saying yes, with the remainder of the address. It turned out it was the same block of flats next to Cafe Nero that my 'Japanese Yumi' review took place - albeit a different flat number. I walked-up to the block and buzzed the flat number in the text. No response. I tried again. Still no response. I was about to call when I got another text that was just a question mark, so I replied saying "I'm outside, I've buzzed but no reply", to which I got an immediate reply saying "one minute, will open". A minute or so later, a Thai ladyboy appears and opens the door, but doesn't say anything and just walks past me. I walk into the open door and wait inside, expecting someone else to come down shortly afterwards. However, on looking back outside, I see the ladyboy looking puzzled and looking around, then taking out his/her phone, so I assume s/he's been sent down to let me in, but clearly didn't think I had the look of a punter. I pop my head out of the door to ask if it's me s/he's looking for and s/he nods and says "yes, go up...5th floor". Another Thai looking older lady suddenly appears with one of those shopping baskets on wheels, and together her and the ladyboy head off towards the highstreet. I assume they're the Vivastreet lady's flatmates, and they go out when she has a punter - so not quite the same male minder arrangement "Japanese Yumi" had, thankfully.
I head up in the elevator and find the correct flat. As soon as I gently knock the door opens and I am met by the lady from the vivastreet ad wearing a small silk robe. It's clearly the same woman, albeit the photos have been airbrushed to make her look a bit younger. However, she is attractive and has the natural pouty lips that make her look like Miss Puyi (google her...the first Malaysian to appear in Penthouse). She's very smiley as she asks me to come in, but her accent immediately make it clear she's Chinese rather than Thai, which throws me a little since the ladyboy and friend that she sent down to open the door were Thai. After removing my shoes in the hallway, I'm lead into a dim bedroom and she asks what I want. I say I want an hour and ask her to reconfirm the price. This is when it becomes clear she speaks no English at all, as she has to open an app (all in Mandarin) and asks me to speak into it. I repeat "how much for one hour" and the app translates it into Mandarin for her. She then gets it to say £110. After I hand that over, she keeps pointing at my dick and a condom and asks me a question I can't understand, so I say "yes, with condom". After a bit of back and forth where she seems disappointed that I'm asking to use a condom and I'm growing concerned that she's suggesting bareback, she uses the app again to make it clear she's trying to upsell me to OWO at an extra £20. Since I'm going to be there an hour, and I know I'll need all the help I can get if I'm to pop twice in that time, I agree to it and hand over another £20.
Once the cash is handed over and we're all clear on what I want, I remove my clothes. Once I'm naked she gives me the usual "so big" compliments (mostly via crude sign language) and stands right next to me looking up at me to emphasize the size difference between us. She then removes her silk robe and reveals that she has the tiniest body. Her ad says size 8, but honestly, whilst I'm no expert, I'd say she's more like a size 6. She has almost no hips, a shaved pussy and fake tits that whilst fairly firm, are pretty well done (no scarring) and not too big to look out of place on her tiny frame. There's a slight scar on her stomach, possibly a sign of having had a c-section at some stage if not some other minor cosmetic procedure - but other than that, all good. Facially, I am struck by how much she looks like Miss Puyi (whose leaked onlyfans videos I've had many a wank over) and I'm very happy that I took the risk and went for this ad.
After getting onto the bed, I run my hands over her breasts (which is how I discover they're fake, since they're a little too firm) and start licking her nipples. She makes all the right noises, before pushing me gently onto my back and climbing on top of me so that she can rub her boobs over my face, down my chest and then over my dick. After circling by dick with her boobs a few times, I am already hard. She wipes my dick down with a wet wipe, then applies some foam to it and wipes that off before asking me if I want a blow job. I nod and she responds by then asking (more crude sign language) if I want to lick her too, which I also nod to. She positions herself as best she can for 69, but the huge difference in our heights makes this difficult. Whilst she starts a very pleasant blowjob on me, I'm craning my neck and trying to get near her pussy. I end up eating out her pussy and arse hole, with no objections from her. Thankfully, both are clearly clean. However, it's too uncomfortable to keep this up for long, so after a couple of minutes of noshing on her, I lift her leg up and push it over me to indicate it's time to stop. She takes out a condom and struggles to put it on me (more gesticulating about how big I am, which whilst great for my ego is all bullshit and says more about the small condom brand she's using than the size of my dick) before suggesting we start with missionary. I shake my head and say "doggy", which she happily agrees to (not always a given with small Asian girls) and positions herself on the bed with her arse up in the air. I slide into her fairly easily (not too tight, but not loose either) and grab onto her tiny peachy arse as I start pounding away. Despite her minature stature, she takes it well and pushes back as I'm pushing in, indicating she likes it deep and hard. It's only after starting doggy that I notice there's a mirror on the cupboard on the other side of the room, so I get to watch myself fucking her (whilst making a mental note that I need to try and lose my pot belly as it's not a great look when its practically resting on a tiny Asian lady's back everytime I'm deep inside her). After a few minutes of doggy, we switch to missionary. As we switch, she applies lube to herself and to the tip of my dick which I'm surprised she hadn't done before doggy, but also disappoints me as I know that next time I go down on her that's all I'm going to taste.
After a few minutes of missionary, I fill the bag with a huge load (I'd not cum at all since my last punt 5 days prior). After a wipe down with wet wipes, she instructs me to lie face down for a massage before round two. The massage starts off with more of her rubbing her breasts all over me, then she moves onto a more traditional massage, which I actually welcome as I'm feeling quite sore. After about 15 minutes of massaging my back, neck, arms and legs, she wipes the baby oil she'd used off me with kitchen towel and asks me to turn over. She motions to my dick and makes a sleeping gesture as it's clearly not ready for round two yet, which makes me laugh. Rather than try and immediately rouse mini me for round two, she massages my chest and around my groin for a few minutes instead. I then indicate I'd like to go down on her, more in an effort to buy myself some more time before we go for round two than actually wanting to now that she's applied lube. Thankfully, despite a slight taste of lube, going down on her is actually pretty pleasant and she genuinely seems to enjoy it, especially as I continue to play with her nipples at the same time as I'm running my tongue over her clit. I feel my dick stiffen as I'm going down on her, so after a few minutes of that, I stop (she actually seems a tad disappointed) and indicate it's go time for round two. She starts a very good blow job, occasionally moving down to my balls and teasing those with her tongue too, then puts another condom on me, applies more lube to both herself and all over the condom, then gets on top for a bit of cowgirl. She uses the feet planted either side of me technique, rather than being on her knees, which gives her greater control and allows her to work my dick quickly with her pussy, which is perfect. We do that for a few minutes, but when it becomes clear she's starting to tire, we move onto more missionary. After a few minutes of that, it's my turn to feel tired and I sense I'm not going to manage to cum a second time. I ask her to stop, indicating that I don't think I'm going to manage to cum. To her credit, she seems to take that as a failure on her part and won't allow me to just give up. She pushes me back down, removes the condom and applies more lube before starting a very pleasant handjob. That goes on for a while and whilst it's great and I feel like I'm close, cumming feels just out of reach and I'm mindful that we must have gone over an hour by now, so I eventually ask her to stop and concede defeat.
As I'm getting dressed again, we use her app for a bit more of a chat. She apologizes for her poor English, says she's only been in England for 20 days and is only in Sutton for a week. I bring up an image of Miss Puyi on my phone and tell her she looks just like her (the app doesn't translate that, so she just politely smiles, all whilst probably wondering why the weird giant is showing her pictures of a random woman on his phone). On my way out, I manage to mistake the bathroom door for the exit, which gives us both a big laugh. She gives me a hug as I finally figure out which is the right door and that's the end of our time together. Then, on my walk back to my car, I pass the Thai ladyboy and her friend and we exchange knowing smiles.
Overall, a positive punt. The only minor negatives were her pushing me to go for OWO for an extra £20, as well as the laughable claim of being Japanese in the ad (why do they do always do this?!). I wish I'd asked more about what the deal with the flatmates being Thai is, as I can't figure out how that works unless they also speak Mandarin.
As I'm off to Thailand in October, I think I'll stop with the Asian punts for now and stick to Brazilians for the time being.
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