External Link/Members OnlyAfter a positive experience with my last Thai meet, I thought I’d give Mona a try. Despite the negative reviews on here, I thought I’d risk it as I liked the look of her. Really wish I hadn’t bothered. Meet took place within the 6 weeks or so.
Comms:Straightforward. Sent a text requesting a half-hour meet a couple of hours later. Initial reply within 5 minutes. Time, price, service agreed within an hour of initial text. Full address including house number provided up front. Same house as previous Thai meet, so clearly a regular location for a group of tourers.
Location:Terrace in Selly Park. Access via side gate & back door. Seems likely that it’s a regular punting location, multiple CCTV cameras covering the gate & back door, TV monitor in the living room when I went in.
Was told not to knock but to text on arrival. Kept waiting on pavement for a few minutes before getting the go ahead to enter, so not particularly discrete, unlike last time.
The girl:It's definitely the girl in the pictures. More tattoos than shown in the AW profile, a full back tat as well now. Age & build pretty much as expected from the profile pics. Not bad looking, nice body. Decent first impressions that went downhill fast.
The deed:Asked to remove my shoes in the living room, handed over £70 for half hour + £10 for DFK. Extras for OWO, CIM not taken.
Starts going downhill before we even get in the bedroom. Still fully dressed & she’s making “jokes” about my weight & laughs. Yes, I’m middle aged with a dad bod, but not obese & you’re getting paid for your time. With hindsight, I should have walked then.
Starts with a lacklustre massage for a few minutes. Turn over and begin exploring her body. No fingering allowed. She starts OW & I’m barely hard as her demeanour & face makes it obvious she’s bored & wants no part of this. 2 mins of this then up for kissing. DFK it definitely isn’t. She’s retracted her tongue so far back in her mouth, I can’t find it at all. No oral hygiene issues.
Attempt to go down on her, clean & fresh but barely manage a few seconds before she’s pulling away & going “fuck me now”. Clearly trying to rush me to get done & finished. It was clear that this meet was not going to improve so decided to do what she asks & at least get some of what I’ve paid for. Plough her in missionary for a bit and fill the bag.
Still got a good 10 minutes or so left on the clock so request another massage. What I got was a piss poor one handed rub down while was texted away on her phone. Didn’t even have the courtesy to put it on silent – click, click, click as she tapped away on her screen.
Thoroughly fucked off, I gave up, got dressed & left before the half hour was up.
To conclude:Hard negative. Lazy, piss poor performance.
