External Link/Members OnlyWhere: Flat just off Sutton High Street
When: 5th May 2025 about 1:45pm
How much: £60 for 30 minutes
With a day off work for the Bank Holiday, I felt like a punt close to home. Bored of the local Brazilian brothels and a little bored of punting in general, I decided I'd try and see if I could unearth a gem via one of the obvious B&S ads on vivastreet for Oriental girls nearby. I've punted around most of Sutton now and know the houses and genuinely awful B&S places to avoid, so I decided to test if I could put that knowledge to the test and try and find somewhere new that was half decent. Avoiding the ads that say they've been posted by an agency so as not to get connected to the houses on Cedar Road or opposite the big Asda, I found this ad with the laughable claim that the photos of a big busted Japanese girl are "recent and 100% real". I rang the number and within a couple of rings it was answered by a young sounding woman with a Chinese accent. That was the first positive sign, as I could tell from the voice this was not an older woman. I asked where she was based and she simply said "I'll text you the address" and hung up. I got an instant pre-written text that simply read "Sexy Young Babe....[the address] Service: B2B, massage, shower, oral, lick pussy, sex, lips kiss. 30 minutes £60 1 hour £100".
The text gave the postcode and name of the block of flats - all of which didn't tally with any of the B&S places I'd been to before so I decided this would be a risk worth taking. On getting to Sutton High Street and knowing where I was going, I sent a text saying I'd be there in ten minutes if she was free, then headed into a couple of shops whilst awaiting a reply. No reply came, so I rang but the phone just rang and rang, so I assumed the "independent" part of the ad was true and she must be busy and unable to answer. A couple of minutes later I get a text back asking if I'm still near, so I replied saying I am. I immediately get a call back asking what I'm wearing, then saying to wait by Cafe Nero and someone will come out to meet me. A few minutes later, with me stood next to Cafe Nero pretending to look at one of those public maps of the area, I'm getting a bit bored of waiting and see no sign of anyone looking around for me, I consider giving up and I turn around to head back down the highstreet, which is when I spot that the door to the block of flats is to my right down a side street and there's a fat Chinese guy stood there propping the door open and waving in my direction. I head over and he beckons me in, tries to make a comment about the weather being too cold to come out in clearly limited English, before then leading me to the lift. On getting to the required floor, he lets me into the flat and into a kitchen area and tells me to take a seat as the girl is busy. I'm offered a coffee, which I say no to, then a cigarette or beer, which I also turn down. He then puts two cans of cold drink down infront of me; a coke and "plum soup". I opt for the coke to stop him offering me more stuff. He then stays in the room, keeping himself busy with two mobile phones whilst I browse a few things on mine. After about 5 minutes, I hear another door in the flat open and this prompts the fat Chinese guy to go to the kitchen door and pop his head out. He speaks to someone in Mandarin in a low voice then shuts the door again and listens to someone go out of the front door before opening it again. He informs me the girl will just be another few minutes as she has to take a shower. That's a positive in my book, so I'm happy to wait - but am still prepared to walk if the girl is not to my liking. I hear the shower go on and whilst we're waiting, I ask the fat Chinese guy if there's just the one girl and he says "yes". I ask if he has a photo of her and again he says "yes" and takes out a third phone. He then appears to be searching for something on his phone, which I assume will be a photo, but it turns out he's just reading his texts, so again I ask if he has a photo of the girl and he just smiles at me and says "yes, she's good". Clearly his English is incredibly limited so I give up.
The Punt itself:
A few more minutes pass and we hear the shower stop then the sounds of shuffling feet. Fat Chinese guy signals for me to get up as "she's ready". The girl is in the hallway waiting outside the kitchen and I'm pleasantly surprised. She's about 5'0", slim but with a big bust. Facially, she looks like she's in her late 20s or early 30s and has a bit of a look of a young Lucy Liu. She leads me into the bedroom by the hand, then gives me the usual "wow, you so tall...handsome man" bollocks I've heard a million times before (standing at 6'4" and liking smaller Asian women, I honestly pretty much expect some variation of this on every encounter). I hand over £60 and start getting undressed. I don't see where she puts the money, but she doesn't leave the room at all, she just stands next to me watching me undress, practically licking her lips and making comments that she likes what she sees. She then slips off her flimsy black number and reveals a lovely body, shaved pussy and decent sized breasts (they feel real but are large enough that I wouldn't be surprised if they were the result of a really good boob job). She tells me lie face down on the bed "for massage", then leaps on top of me the moment I've assumed the position to rub her pussy and breasts over my back. What follows is about ten minutes of a very Thai style massage, more pulling and kneading me than a soft sensual rubbing of hands - but I like it and I actually feel myself loosening up as she yanks my arms around or pulls my fingers individually, getting them to click. Although it's in no way an erotic massage, and having her pushing down on my back whilst my stomach is fully of fizzy coke isn't how I'd go into a normal punt, I am already hard when I finally turn onto my side. She spots this and smiles and again comments on its size. She asks if I want oral with or without, so I say "with", partly because I assume without will lead to her saying it's extra and partly because not having had so much as a wank in 3-4 days leading up to this, I am feeling pretty pent-up, so I worry I may come too quickly. She seems a little surprised I've opted for "with" but takes out the condom and makes a real meal of getting it over my bellend before rolling it down. She then starts a pleasant but somewhat unusual blowjob, whereby she only takes in the tip of my dick and works her mouth around that. There's no bobbing up or down, or working the shaft at all, just the tip of my dick in her mouth and she works that with her tongue and lips. I was hard before but that gets me to the point where I'm like steel, so I ask her to stop and ask if I can go down on her. This is normally the point where I can tell if a punt will be good or shit, as all too often you get told "no" or "extra" despite it being listed in their likes and the punt goes downhill from there, especially with Chinese girls, but thankfully she responds well to this and assumes the position with her legs open. As I'd already noticed, she's completely shaved (which is also quite unusual with Chinese girls in my experience) but also has a nice tidy pussy but with a big meaty clit. I start licking and thankfully there's no odour and she tastes good. She gets wet quickly and pulls my hands up to grope at her breasts whilst I tongue her pussy. There's no fake moaning, which is a big turn off of mine, but she starts breathing quite heavily and appears to getting into it as I go to town on her clit. On a couple of occasions I go to pull my hands away from her tits but she pulls them back up and places my palms on her nipples, clearly enjoying me playing with those whilst licking her. I'd say I'm down there for ten minutes, before she starts grinding her pussy against my face as I'm licking her, which I take to be her signal to say she's getting close. She then pulls me up and says "I want to fuck now", which catches me off guard a little bit. I'm still rock hard, so I start getting onto my knees on the bed assuming we'll start with missionary, but she pushes me down onto my back, again saying "I want to fuck". She squats over me, taking my dick in her hand behind her back then lowering herself onto it whilst maintaining eye contact. Her pussy feels great and she moans as I slide inside her. She then takes control, again pulling my hands up so that they're on her breasts, whilst she starts to work her pussy up and down on my dick. She leans forward whilst working dick with her pussy and kisses at my nipples (doesn't do anything for me as I have zero feeling in mine, but I always appreciate the effort if nothing else) and breathing heavily into my ear, saying she likes it and other stuff about my dick I don't fully catch. Normally, I'd soon switch to doggy as I'm not really a major fan of cowgirl or missionary, but she's making a good show of acting like she's really enjoying being on top and jamming my cock as deep into her as she can that I just let her get on with it. It doesn't take long for me to feel my sap rising, so I tell her I'm about to cum, so she holds onto me tighter whilst working my dick, pulling me in close when she feels my body quiver as I pop and fill the bag. She keeps me deep inside her as I cum, seemingly trying to ride the quivering of my dick to get herself closer to orgasm but falling just short. After a few more thrusts on my part, I pull out and she hops to the side of the bed. I think we're both a little taken aback by just how much I've cum, as the end of the condom looks to have about a third of a pint of cum (slight exaggeration) in it. I'm still hard too and she again compliments my dick as she removes the condom and hands me several sheets of paper and wet wipes to clean myself up with. I can't remember her exact words, but in her limited English she says something about me having a "nice thick pew pew" or something equally Childish sounding. I let out a laugh and thank her, but she insists "no, really...good size, I really like it". She seems incredibly earnest, so rather than protest or dismiss this, I thank her again and compliment her back. We then have a bit of small talk whilst I get dressed, where I ask where she's from. She sheepishly says "China" as if I'd have genuinely thought she was Japanese, so I reply "yes, I know China, I heard you speaking Mandarin, but where in China". She tells me she's from Chengdu, saying it as if I won't have heard of it, so I nod and say I know it, which she seems pleasantly surprised by. She then tells me she's here for another week and that her real name is Sisi, even spelling it out when she pronounces it like Zizi.
Overall, a bait and switch punt, but with a happy ending as the girl was a solid 8 out of 10, with a cracking body and genuinely horny "take control" attitude. All too often these Chinese places get you there under false pretences and then reveal some old Chinese woman trying to disguise her advanced years with way too much make-up, but this was nothing of the sort. Sisi seemed to genuinely enjoy sex and there was no clock watching or robotic detached disinterest, all of which made for a pleasantly surprising positive punt.
I've (hopefully) attached the pic from the viva ad, which isn't her, but if you think young much shorter Lucy Liu with big breasts, you're in the right ballpark.
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