Author Topic: Anna @ GG Beauty Massage, 186 London Road, Thornton Heath.  (Read 1894 times)

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Tel: 07466 453 459 (on shop front, taken from Google Street View)
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Visit happened in late March.

I passed this place a few times recently and my punting senses told me extras would be on offer. So I called in on-spec not knowing what to expect. It was a weekday afternoon and after parking up on a side road (paid parking, use RingGo to pay) I made my way to the store. Tried to open the door but it was locked (signs of a rough area!). As the shop is on a busy road with lots of people and cars passing I didn’t want to hang around outside, so I crossed the road (getting a dirty look from a woman in a hijab who saw me knock!) and called the store number I’d taken note of previously.

A woman answered and I asked if she was open, I told her I was outside. She said she would unlock the door and to come in. I crossed over again and this time the door was open. Once inside a middle aged Chinese woman greeted me and asked if I wanted massage. I said yes. Without talking about prices she told me to come with her. She led me straight downstairs to a very large room with a massage table in the middle. They could easily fir 3 massage tables in this room. At first there seemed to be no door on the room, I later realised there is some kind of foldable door.

She told me her name was Anna. She is probably late 40s/early 50s, very plain looking, you wouldn’t notice her if you passed her in the street. She immediately asked what I want, I said I’m not sure yet. She then pulled her top lower to reveal her cleavage and asked again what I want while touching me. I couldn’t believe how forward she was! She asked if I want sex! I laughed and said maybe b2b, maybe sex. She asked how much will pay her. I offered £70 all in and she immediately said yes. I thought she was either desperate for business, or she took a liking to me. I later concluded she just wanted business, maybe they don’t get many customers. She then asked if I want two girls, four-hand. I laughed and said no.

She asked for upfront payment, I had £80 and handed it to her. She put it on a ledge at the side of the room by some mirrored walls. I noticed there were two condoms. She said she would get me some change later. She went upstairs and I got undressed. I didn’t lie down but stayed sitting on the table. Anna returned and started to get undressed. She then approached me and began full on DFK. She was a decent kisser and as we kissed I played with her tits. They are a C or D cup and slightly going south, but nothing too bad. I then moved my hand down to her pussy which disappointedly was bone dry. I played with it a bit and decided I needed to move it up a gear or two to get her turned on.

I asked her to lie on the table and continued kissing her while lying on top. Then I moved down to lick and kiss her nipples for 3 or 4 mins, playing with her pussy at the same time. I told her I wanted to lick her pussy. She told me to wait, she jumped up, got some wipes and a spray and used it to clean her pussy. She said clean pussy. I laughed and said clean cock, meaning my cock is clean, but she misunderstood and started to clean my cock. I explained I had just showered but she didn’t understand so I just let her do it. Her English is not very good. Then she grabbed my cock and started sucking on it bare, another surprise! She sucked quite well and I was full mast by now. I asked her to lie down, parted her legs and went to work on her. I stayed there for five minutes or so but as it didn’t seem to be doing anything for her I came up and started kissing her again. Suddenly she asked me if I wanted the other girl to join for the extra £10 change she owed me. I asked her to repeat as I couldn’t quite believe what she was saying. But she confirmed the other girl would join for £10. I said maybe later as I didn’t want to interrupt the flow. I was also thinking that when two girls are in the room, she might be a bit more reserved. She then got the condom and applied it to my erect cock and lay down. I entered her and began fucking her in missionary position. She was doing a lot of fake moaning and I was quickly getting bored. We were now 20 mins in to a 30 minute booking. I asked her to get her friend.

She called up the stairs and another lady came down, more sexily dressed and slightly younger and better looking. Anna told me to lie down, I removed the condom, and the two of them started playing with my cock. I got the other girls tits out, playing with them while I sucked Anna’s nipples. It took about 5 mins of the other girl wanking me off before I came all over her hands and my stomach.

The other girl left the room and Anna helped me to clean up with paper towels and wet wipes. I didn’t ask if there was a shower as I planned to shower when I got home.

So all in all a bit of a crazy unexpected session. If you are after a cheap four hand, then this is worth a try. But YMMV as I called in on a weekday afternoon when they were not busy.
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Offline Saltnpepper

Wow just like that. I just have walked past this place a million times. Cheers for the review. I may inquire about the other bird.

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Wow just like that. I just have walked past this place a million times. Cheers for the review. I may inquire about the other bird.

I always thought it looked a bit seedy. Let us know how you get on.
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Offline webpunter

a banging review
making the most of the opportunities as they arise
a bit of an eye opener how things unfolded
i bet you weren't expecting how things worked out
thanks for sharing, if more local i'd deffo drop by if only to experience the somewhat random way that things can work out
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Offline UKDave51

A dirty look from a lady in a hijab?  seems odd when you can only see her eyes rather than a facial expression.

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A dirty look from a lady in a hijab?  seems odd when you can only see her eyes rather than a facial expression.

Happened to me a while back as I was going into one of those Soho walk-ups.
Lass in full hijab regalia looked at me.
But I got the distinct impression her eyes were saying,
“Don’t go up those stairs. Follow me and I will show you delights you have only ever dreamed of”

Funny that innit.  :D

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A dirty look from a lady in a hijab?  seems odd when you can only see her eyes rather than a facial expression.

A hijab only covers the hair, a bit like the scarf the queen used to wear.
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Happened to me a while back as I was going into one of those Soho walk-ups.
Lass in full hijab regalia looked at me.
But I got the distinct impression her eyes were saying,
“Don’t go up those stairs. Follow me and I will show you delights you have only ever dreamed of”

Funny that innit.  :D

That's a good fantasy!
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A dirty look from a lady in a hijab?  seems odd when you can only see her eyes rather than a facial expression.

You can see the face with the hijab, I think you're referring to the burka which covers the face.

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If you're trying to find this online, worth noting that Google gives the address as
184 London Rd, Croydon CR0 2TE

Doesn't appear to be a website

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Thanks for the interesting review,