External Link/Members OnlyBored with all of the usual GT and VS adverts I was trawling the web and came across this place.
Two Google reviews peaked my interest so I thought it was worth a try.
Comms by text, all very brief and to the point.
Booked a one hour, hot oil, relaxing massage. £45
There are two entrances into her shop. One through the men’s barbers and one directly off the street.
I told her I would use the door off the street although if you go on a Monday the barbers is shut anyway.
On arrival she told me her name is Sunshine. She owns the shop and she very quick to emphasise that it is a professional place. Keep underwear on etc etc. Told her I usually go naked at which point she presented me with a towel. I’m guessing she is about 50, very small, very energetic but no people skills. Its all about business and whenever she talked, I felt as though I was being put in my place.
She went out, I stripped off and put the towel on top. When she returned, she commenced the usual Thai firm needing and pressing on my legs and feet. This seemed to go on for ages so I reminded her that I’d come for hot oil relaxing but she continued for some time and also worked on my back and shoulders. Then she said it was time for relaxing – Oh what a joke! This was a proper firm rub down and very energetic on her part. The towel was still on but interestingly though, credit card swipes and ‘accidental’ strokes of the balls were frequent so I told her I liked it and she continued but telling me she has her eyes closed so can’t see anything – "very professional".
Told to turn over and I placed the towel over my bits but folded it so that it was pretty small. When she returned I quite expected her to open it up but she didn’t and she continued with the same energetic rub down with regular ‘accidental’ strokes of the balls. As she was doing this a I could sense the towel working its way down and had a quick glance to confirm that my cock was now on display but I could also see that she seemed unaware and seemed to have her eyes shut.
When she moved up to do my chest and abs I saw her take a long look at the old fella before covering him up again.
She said she would give me an extra 10 minutes as it was my first time but despite me mentioning a happy ending she proceeded with a very vigorous head massage while giving me a good talking to about being professional and no wanky wanky. She did however intimate that if I was regular she might.
I've struggled with how to grade her and decided that she just crept into a neutral. At the end of the day she did what she says she does – Thai massage.
I’m sure my body will be better for the workout and there were occasions when I was in WSWS mode.
She will probably suit somebody out there but I won’t be returning.
