External Link/Members Only50 pounds for 1 hour
Maybe it was me in a it of a mood, Newcastle had a big game that day and to pass the time I thought I would indulge.
Comms - quick response and all by text
Venue - Shop on a busy road but the entrance is at the side which gives it a modicum of discretion. Parked on the main street a short walk away. professional set up
The ad I read quoted 45 quid for 1 hour swedish. I even went to the shop beforehand and bought something so that I would have a fiver for the correct amount. The lady on the desk said it was now 50 quid which put me in a bad mood straight from the off. I was taken to a room and asked to undress and as always when visiting an establishment for the 1st time I left my shorts on. As I lay there I couldn't help wondering what the lady was going to look like. Could be a monster or anything. As it happens she was quite attractive and mid 30s.
The massage itself was nothing special however the most annoying thing was her stomach constantly made really loud noises. It totally spoilt the occasion. It was relentless throughout. I don't know what she'd been eating but it obviously didn't agree with her. On the 30 min mark turned over and was asked the inevitable question about extras. As I wasn't enjoying the experience I declined and afterwards the mood was a bit frosty. I ended the session 5 mins early and left
Might have been me in a bit of a mood and I might even give it another try (with a different girl)
Happy Punting
