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External Link/Members OnlyFirst of all, the pictures on her AW profile are a miracle of make-up and photography. She looks nothing like them and if it were not for the fact that her odd behaviour matched what was reported in other UKP reviews I would have suspected a bait-and-switch.
In real life she is way north of 40 and she’s short and dumpy in a way that Oriental girls often go. Her face is fatter than the photos and rather pudding-like. I really wish I had turned on my heel and walked as soon as I saw her, and if it were not for the trouble I’d taken to get there I would have done. I really should have learned by now that instinct trumps misplaced optimism.
This took place nearly two months ago so I don’t remember all the details but I certainly remember that hollow feeling of having wasted valuable time and money by the time the punt was over. I paid the standard rate of £100 for 30 minutes. As previously reported, she’s based in a good quality block of flats about an 8-10-minute walk from Bayswater tube station.
One of things that made her profile attractive to me was her offer to rubbing her pussy up and down your bare cock with oil. I’ve had other escorts do that to me and found it big turn-on. Anything helps when you struggle to get and maintain an erection.
Anyway, like everything else I suggested during the meet, Katie Thai’s reaction to me asking for this service was: “You sure?”
Could she suck my cock after I’ve been licking her pussy for five minutes? “You sure?”
Let’s switch to 69. “You sure?”
Can we fuck now? “You sure?”
Everything she did was perfunctory and half-hearted except when I was licking her pussy and clit. I am pretty good at that but her over-acted enjoyment was just part of a strategy of doing as little as she could get away with.
We eventually did those few things I had asked for but she stopped each of them with some excuse or other after the briefest of moments. And when I penetrated her in a very awkward cowgirl posiiton I went floppy in the condom after half a minute and the rubber stayed inside her when I pulled out.
I know I finally ejaculated from wanking myself on to her but I can’t remember where it went. Possibly into her mouth as she does call herself Katie Thai Swallow, after all, but I had more or less switched off and stopped caring by that point.
I was back on the street feeling sorry for myself 25 minutes after I went into the building. YMMV, as always, but I would warn anyone tempted by her profile to expect nothing but a big disappointment.
