I'm not into this will she won't she mallarky I'd rather know up front. If I visited a new place for a massage it wouldn't matter how good it was if there's no happy ending on offer then I wouldn't bother going back, some might like to play the long haul game but not me, I'm too tight to waste my cash 
Long haul, fuck that for a game of soldiers
Especially with the supa expensive ILM burds
You gotta give a 50/50 a whirl at a lower price point
I've had maybe five, one of which appeared reasonably likely which i reviewed
I got that mahoosively wrong coz the lady from delmonte said no
& i ended with an overpriced & at best a very average FS + noshing session arranged at short notice afterwards
On the others there was a chinese thai R&T shop not far away [sorted]
For one lost enthusiasm & CBA
IMO for just now & again its a bit of fun, to be considered a test see if she 'likes me' mullarkey
When you get "i dont normally do this" [but i like you a-la Dick Emery] & you know that perhaps x% of the time this is true its
even if said HE is pretty crap
& when i've failed i dont know what it is but a follow up dead cert massage session v.soon after takes on a different experience
And a proper blast off
