I booked Amy after seeing a couple of reviews on here. She has been working in the region for years, and now I know why I never booked her before now. She is the second most boring person I’ve ever met. The first was a girl that used to work from a boat in Port Solent. Pretty sure that on actually fell asleep when I was doing some of my best moves. At least Amy stayed awake.. I nearly dozed off though. I don’t mind that in a massage booking but not in an escort booking.
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External Link/Members OnlyI didn’t know whether to rate Amy as red or grey. I think red might be a bit harsh so I’m sticking with neutral. I wish I hadn’t gone and that’s what it comes down to. She did everything asked, but extremely mechanical. And boring. I paid £130 for the hour and was out in 30 minutes. Felt like hours though.
The venue was fine. Discreet terrace house. Comms were good and she gave good directions with the house number given once I was parked. House was functional and clean. Initial impressions of Amy are that she is a fair bit bigger than I was expecting from her pictures. That’s on me though as there are some more accurate pictures, you just need to look in the private gallery and use the password on her profile. I’ve not come across that before. Quite the chunky monkey. Guessing size 14.
Her profile is extensive, and she offers the opportunity to select a DVD to get things going. This was my first mistake. Amy put a dvd on and transported us right back to 1973. Christ just stick with internet porn.
I had asked for a GFE, and in fairness, Amy did give it a go. She started with the silent treatment and the occasional grunt when I spoke to her. Pretty accurate to be honest. Moving on, I thought conversation might just not be her strong point. Tried a little kissing, and this wasn’t bad. DFK. Pretty good to be honest… only criticism was heavy breathing through her nose… after a bit of this, I thought she would be nicely warmed up so slipped a hand into her knickers. Honestly… that was the driest pussy I’ve ever felt. Clearly my kissing was a disappointment. Not to worry… she leapt into action and lubed up. Nothing as sexy as seeing a terminally depressed woman smear a load of lube on. I put a Johnny on (really have no idea how I was ready) and went for missionary… she closed her eyes. Fuck that. Flash backs to boat woman. I pull out before she had a chance to nod off. Back to the kissing and I wanked myself off. I asked to cum in her mouth and she was ‘happy’ enough to accommodate. Even that was boring though. Certainly not swallow… just let it all run back down. Could barely feel anything to be honest.
Got dressed and back outside within 30 minutes.
Positives… good value if you can eke it out for an hour. I’d rather read a knitting magazine though to be honest. Kissing wasn’t bad.
Negatives… bigger than I thought. Utterly unresponsive in every way. You may as well rub her elbow as her tits or pussy. It’ll be just as erotic for her. Sex was just shite.
All in all I think neutral is fair. She did everything asked even if only in body. Not entirely sure there is any spirit left in this one. Maybe others will have more fun.
