External Link/Members Only£130 / 1hr
Sex x1 (refused second), OW, Massage, Mediocre Wank
Venue was some flat in Oadby, on a busy highstreet. On exiting, I genuinely wished i'd spent a 13th of the cash on a kebab from the place opposite as it smelled fantastic and I hadn't eaten all day.
The reality of this booking is that from the moment I set foot in that flat I didn't fancy her. From this point alone I should have just turned around and fucked off, but I'd read several reviews of her stonking great tits and I was in the mood for those, so onwards I went.
She tries to be hospitable and seems nice enough as a person, but I found it hard to engage with her. She does have stonking great tits, so UKP was right in that regard. What I wasn't prepared for was her face which, coupled with her over-average height for a Thai, meant she could pass in a dark alley for a bloke. Unfortunately her masculine looks wrote cheques her tits couldn't cash. The tits themselves were very good when she was stood or sat up, but bent over (my preferred position of hers, given the above) and on her back they don't behave well. She must have had a decent rack on her prior to the surgery. Age-wise, probably mid-30s. Quite a lot of tattoo action going on. Good enough bum.
Kicked things off with a thorough massage which I will say was pretty good. Took probably 20 mins at this, then onto the serious business. She had an instant problem with my cock which meant she was unsure / unwilling in some positions. Insisted we HAD to start in missionary (flat-out refused cg/reverse-cg) which meant I had to look her in the chops. Not working for me, I suggest doggy which required about 30-seconds of negotiation and 1/4 tube of lube before she agreed. Didn't think I was being unreasonable to be honest, and a girl her size should have been fine with it to my mind. Whatever, she was hand back preventing much depth there and in the end I got over the line with a feeling of relief.
Half-time was a bit awkward as I wasn't in my usual effervescent mood and she wasn't much of a conversation starter, so she ended up just dithering about on the bed while I convalesced.
Onto round two, which I was going to have seeing as i'd regrettably given her 130 notes. Predictably, she's not up for round 2, she only wants to wank me off. I would have protested more, but I was already not entirely bothered with it all. She tried her best with this, and built up a bit of a sweat, but I wasn't feeling it and called it about 10 minutes later.
Had a shower, then off out into the night air, 130 quid lighter and only 45 mins gone on the clock. Can only really be a negative for me, this.
