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£70 1/2 hour
Worst punt ever?
Close to it, based in the Denton Holme area of Carlisle. Annoyingly she makes you hang around outside before telling you the house number, I guess wanting to protect her privacy, but at the cost of my exposure. The pictures might not be fake, though I think they are. The person was much darker in appearance, with a Spanish/Portuguese accent.
I always like to know what is expected and what isn’t before hand, then it reduces the chances of disappointment.
Communication was easy, and responsive. I asked what was available, specifically told gfe, blow sex massage, etc. I asked of owo was included, the answer was yes.
Got there, looked very different to the woman in the picture, not unattractive in any sense, with weirdly large glasses.
Took the money, I undressed she came back wearing a body piece. I lie on the bed and it’s straight on with the condom onto my penis. I mentioned owo, she said “no, not for 1/2 hour”, I pointed out that was what we agreed. She just said no.
Oh well, I’m there now, I’ve paid, so I ask if she can take off her clothing. No, apparently not. The 1/2 hour doesn’t include any kind of touching of boobs or removal of upper clothing.
Anyway, none of this was really doing my expectations any good. After a few minutes she said I needed to fuck her, I asked if she would go on top. She refused and insisted I do her missionary style.
If I had got pulled over by the police on the way there, found to have no insurance, a bald tyre and three ounces of weed in the car, it would have been a more pleasurable experience than this punt. Avoid at all costs.
