Author Topic: Isabella - Divas - Stoke on Trent  (Read 3834 times)

Offline Cryton123

This punt happened recently after I read her recent positive on here and like the look of her pics. Unfortunately my experience was very different and I’ll fill in the details missed from the other review.

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Cost - £80 for 30 mins with OWO & Kissing

Booking was easy, one quick call to get her availability and I was done. The venue has two entrances, the front one is very exposed and on a busy road so if you’re local I’d use the back entrance!

Initial funds paid at the reception, £50 for 30 mins then I was sent up to the room to await Isabella.
When she arrived I liked the look of her, she’s a pretty girl, slim and quite bubbly and talkative. No way is she early 20’s though, I’d say mid to late 20’s in the real world. She asked me to take a shower that was in the room so we discussed extras as I was showering.

The list was comprehensive and a little ridiculous to be honest. OWO £20, kissing £10, Cum on Body £15, give her oral £10, 69 £10. Like I said, ridiculous so I very much doubt you’d get much for the standard £50 fee.

Anyway i asked for OWO & kissing and got out the shower all excited, grabbed the £30 cash and handed it over. We broke the ice with a back massage which was terrible  :lol: it was just a back rub with no oil or lube, so just a very poor dry rub.  And after about 30secs she suddenly stopped in a panic and asked if I’d given her the £30 for the extras. I reminded her I’d literally just given it to her and she carried on but her reaction annoyed me, like all she was thinking about was the money. Anyway I ended the massage quite quick because it was crap.

I turned over and got her naked, and I have to say she does have great tits. Small and very perky. It’s at this point I noticed she’s definitely had a BBL and it looks ridiculous to be honest! She a slim girl and her arse is rock hard and a weird shape. It doesn’t look natural at all and she has some scarring on her buttocks where the procedure was done. Instant turn off for me.

Anyway i soldiered on and went in for a kiss. Another disappointment. I’d paid £10 extra and all I got was closed lip kissing. Useless  :dash: and as with most girls nowadays she’s had her lips pumped up so they were rock hard too  :scare:

So I asked for oral hoping this would give the punt a much needed boost, but no, her OWO was crap too. She’s clearly not a fan of giving oral and it showed in her poor effort. It was at this point I realised this punt was a massive mistake and I started to lose interest, fast. Her lack of effort was a massive turn off and I started to lose wood. I asked her for a hand job and even this was poor, so I took over and got myself hard again.

On with the condom even though at this point I could have easily cut the punt short and left because I’d lost all interest. She got on top and rode me for a while with loads of fake moans like she was having the time of her life within I’m 100% sure wasn’t the case! After a few mins I asked for a position change, so she got off and this revealed the condom was covered in blood  :vomit: she looked shocked and said she must have started her period early which was the final nail in the coffin for me  :timeout:

Isabella was very apologetic and said sorry over and over, so I ended the punt and told her not to worry. I understand these things happen so I didn’t want to make it any more awkward than it already was. But what annoyed me was the fact we were only 15min in and she didn’t offer me any money back. She just kept apologising. I guess I was in a position to ask for a partial refund but I just wanted to get tf out of there.

So with that I got dressed and left.

So all in all a disastrous punt with an SP who clearly likes escorting money and thinks she doesn’t have to put in any effort. And I’m annoyed with myself for booking a parlour punt because I avoid them usually as they always disappoint me  :dash:

The ending was unfortunate but her lack of effort up to that point was annoying and I’m definitely not a fan of fake lips and fake arses!

So a solid negative I’m afraid :thumbsdown:

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Offline Cryton123

Quite different from her previous review https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=404902.0

Agreed. I’m not throwing shade at the reviewer but it lacks detail, and if you read the comments he admits he’s relatively new punter. I think any experienced punter wouldn’t be as easily pleased.

A punt has to be terrible for me to leave a negative as I’m not as harsh as some, and this punt WAS terrible.

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Apologies  :hi: it’s been a while since I’ve reviewed, I wasn’t aware of the changes  :thumbsup:

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Agreed. I’m not throwing shade at the reviewer but it lacks detail, and if you read the comments he admits he’s relatively new punter. I think any experienced punter wouldn’t be as easily pleased.

A punt has to be terrible for me to leave a negative as I’m not as harsh as some, and this punt WAS terrible.
It could be that the BBL is a recent addition and wasn't there for the first review.

It sounds like she's new in the job and didn't know how to handle the period issue and obviously her first thought wasn't that she should refund you. I've had a similar situation and the SP must have been using a sponge while on her period and I had a blood marked condom. She sorted herself out in the bathroom and we continued but it's not a great thing to have happen in a booking. You live and learn on both sides.

It's a shame as she looks a cracker in her photos.

Maybe she'll settle in the job and the BBL will settle in too?
« Last Edit: June 23, 2024, 01:41:12 pm by RandomGuy99 »

Offline Jonesy69

Thanks for the review, as you say an inexperienced punter might think a parlour experience is good when people who have been about a bit generally swerve them, I did raise an eyebrow at that positive review so thanks for something more detailed. Are her tits fake too or natural?

Offline Cryton123

Thanks for the review, as you say an inexperienced punter might think a parlour experience is good when people who have been about a bit generally swerve them, I did raise an eyebrow at that positive review so thanks for something more detailed. Are her tits fake too or natural?

Her tits are natural and her best feature. Her lips and arse are both fake and unnaturally hard  :thumbsdown:

She’s the type of parlour girl who clearly doesn’t enjoy what she does, and puts in little effort.

Offline Man in the Mirror

This punt happened recently after I read her recent positive on here and like the look of her pics. Unfortunately my experience was very different and I’ll fill in the details missed from the other review.

External Link/Members Only

Cost - £80 for 30 mins with OWO & Kissing

Booking was easy, one quick call to get her availability and I was done. The venue has two entrances, the front one is very exposed and on a busy road so if you’re local I’d use the back entrance!

Initial funds paid at the reception, £50 for 30 mins then I was sent up to the room to await Isabella.
When she arrived I liked the look of her, she’s a pretty girl, slim and quite bubbly and talkative. No way is she early 20’s though, I’d say mid to late 20’s in the real world. She asked me to take a shower that was in the room so we discussed extras as I was showering.

The list was comprehensive and a little ridiculous to be honest. OWO £20, kissing £10, Cum on Body £15, give her oral £10, 69 £10. Like I said, ridiculous so I very much doubt you’d get much for the standard £50 fee.

Anyway i asked for OWO & kissing and got out the shower all excited, grabbed the £30 cash and handed it over. We broke the ice with a back massage which was terrible  :lol: it was just a back rub with no oil or lube, so just a very poor dry rub.  And after about 30secs she suddenly stopped in a panic and asked if I’d given her the £30 for the extras. I reminded her I’d literally just given it to her and she carried on but her reaction annoyed me, like all she was thinking about was the money. Anyway I ended the massage quite quick because it was crap.

I turned over and got her naked, and I have to say she does have great tits. Small and very perky. It’s at this point I noticed she’s definitely had a BBL and it looks ridiculous to be honest! She a slim girl and her arse is rock hard and a weird shape. It doesn’t look natural at all and she has some scarring on her buttocks where the procedure was done. Instant turn off for me.

Anyway i soldiered on and went in for a kiss. Another disappointment. I’d paid £10 extra and all I got was closed lip kissing. Useless  :dash: and as with most girls nowadays she’s had her lips pumped up so they were rock hard too  :scare:

So I asked for oral hoping this would give the punt a much needed boost, but no, her OWO was crap too. She’s clearly not a fan of giving oral and it showed in her poor effort. It was at this point I realised this punt was a massive mistake and I started to lose interest, fast. Her lack of effort was a massive turn off and I started to lose wood. I asked her for a hand job and even this was poor, so I took over and got myself hard again.

On with the condom even though at this point I could have easily cut the punt short and left because I’d lost all interest. She got on top and rode me for a while with loads of fake moans like she was having the time of her life within I’m 100% sure wasn’t the case! After a few mins I asked for a position change, so she got off and this revealed the condom was covered in blood  :vomit: she looked shocked and said she must have started her period early which was the final nail in the coffin for me  :timeout:

Isabella was very apologetic and said sorry over and over, so I ended the punt and told her not to worry. I understand these things happen so I didn’t want to make it any more awkward than it already was. But what annoyed me was the fact we were only 15min in and she didn’t offer me any money back. She just kept apologising. I guess I was in a position to ask for a partial refund but I just wanted to get tf out of there.

So with that I got dressed and left.

So all in all a disastrous punt with an SP who clearly likes escorting money and thinks she doesn’t have to put in any effort. And I’m annoyed with myself for booking a parlour punt because I avoid them usually as they always disappoint me  :dash:

The ending was unfortunate but her lack of effort up to that point was annoying and I’m definitely not a fan of fake lips and fake arses!

So a solid negative I’m afraid :thumbsdown:


Hi, I’m sorry that my review  encouraged you into what turned out to be a poor punt.

Although we saw the same SP, we did so at different time on different days.

So for the record.

BBL: I don’t believe she had this when I saw her, no scarring, butt wasn’t hard and in fact if anything was a little flat although not enough that I would have commented.

Lips done: again , she didn’t have any obvious lip work when I saw her, certainly not those bulbous trout things popular with some, if she had work done at that time ,it was subtle.

Kissing: I got open mouth, enthusiastic kissing, no tongues but that’s not my thing anyway.

General attitude:I saw here early in the day, she was good fun. It was a parlour punt and judged as such I thought her enthusiasm was fine.

The period thing: not a problem the day I saw her and so the issue of how she reacted didn’t arise.

In my mind she has either jaded quickly, or may be she is inconsistent. She seems to be messing up her body with procedures.  :dash:. But I stand by my original report and my judgements made at that time.


Offline Cryton123

No need to apologise or justify your review  :hi:

Sounds like we had very different experiences. And that’s the game I’m afraid. What you may find attractive can differ massively from others.

She just wasn’t my type and her service was poor when I saw her  :unknown:

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Does she have a tattoo that's not visible in her photos?

We don't need to know what it is, just if there is one.

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I would imagine that since that negative review was from quite a long time ago. And her more recent reviews are positive that she might be someone who has bloomed in the industry. Like a flower. Or like a Lilly!!
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