Who is it? Sparkly Secret
External Link/Members Only (She Won't Help Me So Can't See Her.)
When? Last month.
Where? Wolverhampton.
I contact Ivy by email and asked her a few questions. She gave me her number to text her. Texted her to book. Straight forward and received her a street name near the Merry Boys pub. I arrived at that street, texted her and wait. She is supposed to call me. I texted her "are you ready? Its been ten minutes."
My network provider text me saying I got a missed call from Ivy. Then a few more of the same message. Strange. I never get messages from my network provider. I phone Ivy myself. My phone won't dial or Ivy switched her phone off. Or she set her phone to not receive calls, exchange text messages only.
Ivy texts me calling me a time waster and say she's going to block me. She claims to call me multiple times and my phone didn't ring at all. What the hell? Me and Ivy argue through messages. She already made up her mind and call me a time waster. She thinks I switched off my phone on purpose to fuck her around.
She put in
no effort whatsoever in helping me find out why I can't receive her calls. And I am very annoyed to come all the way to Wolverhampton, stand near the Merry Boys like an idiot. She's the one wasting my time! Disgusting.
My network provider sends me one last message I got a missed call from Ivy and I walked back to Wolverhampton train station and shit in the customer toilets.
Perhaps I'm better off not seeing her and save my money. I remember reading someone else's review saying Ivy won't let people use her toilet and go inside Merry Boys and use their's. And I do need to take a shit! I will not shag a escort woman with shit and/or piss inside my body being denied to use her toilet. It's uncomfortable.
Should Ivy let me in, she likely will send me to Merry Boys and use their toilet. What if the bar maid said "toilet is for customers only." It will be embarrasing for me and other drunk people will give me funny looks. Fuck that. I want to see an escort woman, I am not in a mood to be stepping inside a pub talking to bartenders and drunk people.
Three weeks has passed. I got a voicemail from my dentist. But not a missed call. Why? I phone my dentist and can't make a call. Why can't I call? It reminded me the night Ivy apparently couldn't call me. It turns out my phone is fucked. My phone was trolling me the whole time! I tried to fix it. Go on my computer and Google search how to fix mobiles that can't call. I eventually switched off my phone and switched it back on and it worked! Call my dentist and I can talk to him and reschedule my appointment.
