External Link/Members Only 30 minute punt, booked on spur of the moment as I was working fairly locally. Comms were fine to book by text. £80 - seemed par for the course. Bloody freezing day, liked the look of this petite 22-year-olds pics and hoped she’d warm me up.
Area and house:
Got to Cudworth - land that time forgot, grubby old fashioned sort of place and not in a good way. I couldn’t find her place at first. She text me about 20 times, are you coming? When are you coming? I’m hungry I need to go out soon etc, pissed me off to be fair but was thinking with my dick and kept replying poilitely.
Got there, only 10 mins late, half of that spent replying to texts… House is a total dump, inside and out. Looked like one of those hoarders places. She said it was her mums place, and she was out working. Then she kept talking and talking and talking. And never stopped!
Looks:
She looks like the pics, small and tidy, girl next door face, light brown hair, all nice enough and was dressed in a white lingeries set. So why the neutral? Really it’s so weird, but she seems totally sexless - can’t work out why as she was a nice enough lass, small, slim, nice little tits. But she sort of didn’t seem to be there in the room and it felt wrong to be there. Can’t explain why but some other reviews say the same thing.
The deed.
Rubbish blow job, shallow and could hardly feel it. Very tight pussy, cowgirl, again what’s not to like but it just felt like shagging a blow up doll - and a doll that never shut up talking rubbish about everything and anything other than what we was doing.
She was banging on about a friend coming back from the USA, fascinating stuff. Don’t get me wrong, she was friendly enough and polite and we did what it says on the tin so I can’t give a neg. Got over the line in the bag, more with relief than pleasure and I got out of there as quick as I can. Won’t go back.
Hope she finds something to do that is more suited to her, though she’s probably making decent money and doesn’t give a shit about neutral/neg reviews or repeat business.
Weird punt, all in all!
