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I arranged everything via text but a contradiction gave me the impression someone else might've been texting for her. She said she worked alone when I asked via text but when I got there she was living with another hooker and they even tried to convince me to have a threesome (the other girl had obvious fake tits so I declined).
Location:
It was at quite a posh flat near Sloane Square station. The room inside was a bit of a mess with clothes on the floor and it was very darkly lit.
Price:
180 for the hour + 30 for OWO
Appearance:
The pictures are accurate and I do find her very attractive in an almost sleazy kind of way but she put little effort to look presentable. Hair was tied back, she was in casual clothing, maybe even pajamas, and overall gave off the vibe she'd just gone out for a smoke. Her ass was a nice shape though.
Service:
A slight smile at the door was the extent of her pleasant behaviour. We got money out of the way and she didn't mention any extras initially (I did ask). She told me to use the shower first. I was clean and figured it was just a time wasting thing for her but went through with a quick one anyway. After coming out of the shower I jokingly asked if my time starts now and she aggressively replied that it started BEFORE I went in the shower and half threatened me not to pull any tricks on her. Right there I knew what I was in for.
I'll also mention that she was living with another working girl. They tried to sell me on a threesome though she had obvious fake tits that I find off putting and with the slight language barrier I sensed it would be more trouble than it's worth if they started trying to play games. I was proven right in the end.
After coming out of the shower she got naked (she wasn't enthusiastic) and we started with oral but when I asked if I could have OWO she immediately asked for an extra 30 which came as an unwelcomed surprise. I said I wasn't happy she didn't mention it before but relented and paid anyway. She finally got going and it did feel good tbf, but problems continued when I asked for 69. She started complaining at that point saying she doesn't like it etc etc. I've heard the same excuse over the years from Romanians and I suspect she's taught the same tricks. I insisted politely that we give it a try and she did but she only let me lick the clit and raised her hips so I couldn't do much else. She also started scolding me if I licked her the wrong way which is just what you want. I didn't dare ask for kissing.
On we went to sex. She went straight to laying on her back without even asking what I would like, I suppose she just assumed I was going to pump her in missionary and do all the work...? I said I wanted her on top and she did so but with some sulking. Once she got on me she was quite good at riding, her hips were really aggressive and it was like she suddenly became horny and I could enjoy myself. After switching positions a few times I decided to finish myself off as she was starting to act lazy again and I couldn't be bothered arguing.
I took a shower before I left and she started getting agitated and rushed me as I got dressed. She was mouthing off something to her friend in their language, no doubt insulting me. At that point I was getting pissed off and couldn't wait to get away from her.
Pros:
- Real pictures. She's an attractive woman for sure
- A shower I suppose
Cons:
- Awful attitude and behaviour common with Eastern European working girls. Very jaded woman
- Surprise extra costs during the session
- Poor English. It's okay to get through the session but don't expect any conversation and god forbid you get into a disagreement.