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Comms: While checking out the local options I came across this ad showing a Brazilian midget escort. Punting a midget has been on my bucket list since they're small with a tiny waist and huge ass, so I eagerly called. No answer so I booked an appointment by text, showered, and headed over.
Location: Well known hotel near the bottom of Mill rd and through The Tins.
Meet: Door opened and I immediately saw that it was not the girl. I knew the room was small so she wouldn’t be in there, but I still had hopes she could be in an adjacent room. I walked in and positioned myself near the brightest light in the dimly lit room to get a look at the B&S. The lady was a dark skinned,
unattractive, 40-something Brazilian brunette. Big ass, but poor shape like a lump of dough. Fairly big tits, but worn out. I had zero interest. I showed her the ad and asked for the little lady and she gave me a story about her being gone for a few days. She said she was in London, and I asked if I could see her there. She said no and asked if I’d like to stay. I said no and walked.
Sadly,
there's probably no midget escort, just the B&S. Well, at least it was nice exercise to get out of the house.
