External Link/Members OnlyNew venue close to the hospital. It’s a shop on the high street. Quite public with lots of traffic flowing outside. The shop is actually locked, so there is a minute before you can enter.
Venue and room is clean and comfortable. A pay and display car park opposite.
SP - Tina. Oriental. About 5ft 4, size 10.
Slim nice body. Showing off a nice pair in a tight top. I would say she is mid 30s, and attractive.
I explained that I wanted 1 hour fully body massage with HE. Her response was…”body to body”? I declined, just didn’t want that. It was £50 for the massage and £20 for the HE. I did say the ad on gumtree said £45.
This is where the issues started. Her English is almost non existent. I couldn’t get my message across so she pulled out her phone and used a speech translator app. It still didn’t help so I thought sod it it’s only £5.
Massage started, and if I say it was poor, I would be being kind. It was a dull clinical up and down stroke motion that did nothing for me. When I tried to explain to her that I didn’t find it comfortable or relaxing, her response was…”you want blow job?”. She continued to push the B2B, but by this time I was already thinking of walking out. Turned over and massage continued. Gave me a HE which was ok, but just ok. Cleaned me up and I couldn’t get out quick enough.
I really doubt I will return. And it’s a shame as the location and venue are great for me. And the SP is attractive with a nice body. But massage technique is terrible. And language barrier is a big big problem as well.
