External Link/Members OnlyThis happened a couple weeks back, had trouble getting a meet with a couple of girls so ended up booking "Nidiya" as a backup to my backup instead.
Comms: Booked over texts, responses were quick at first but slow later on when I was close to the meet.
Location: Small house in Brooklands estate in MK.
Price: £140 for 1 hour (£120 + £10 DFK & £10 OWO)
Pre-Punt Malarkey(& a warning for any future punters): Sent off a text when I arrived at the postcode, and after sitting about waiting for 10 mins I get a response with the house number. Now this is where some confusion happens.
I check Google maps and make my way to the house number specified but something about this house seems off, CCTV isn't out of the ordinary for WGs but there are also a bunch a security/warning stickers plastered around this door. I decide to be safe so I make a quick phonecall to double check I've got the right place, she picks up and in very broken English tells me I have and then encourages me to ring the doorbell, so I do and a confused and irritated bloke opens the door...
I say "sorry, wrong house" and go to leave but he now seems to snap and demands to know why random men are knocking his door at all hours of the day and night apologising then leaving.. I chat to him for a bit and explain as much as I can without giving explicit details, he seems like a nice guy eventually calms down and I head off to the correct house.
Turns out Google maps have the wrong house number listed on the WGs' house
, so a lot of punters are doing exactly what I did and bothering this poor bloke & his family unintentionally.
The Punt: Finally get to the right house this time and am let in by a Chinese girl hiding behind the door in a black negligee, at first I thought this was Nidiya and maybe her photos were just altered a little bit but later realised its not her. I assume my meeting was with the friend she mentions on her profile available for double bookings (couldn't find a profile for her).
Didn't get her name but she looked about 5'3", early to mid-thirties, no tattoos, slight belly on her, enhanced breasts with some scaring underneath but they aren't firm anymore so still fun for me to play with.
Paperwork sorted and into DFK, she was very into it but I gotta say she is a terrible kisser, felt like a seagull was pecking breadcrumbs off of my face at times. Gives me oral for a bit, not bad but not great either. Condom on then into cowgirl, change posistion to doggy with me standing and her on the edge to the bed, pound away for a bit then change to mish and finish in the bag. She tries to clean me up but ends up spilling the condom everywhere and I decide to help with cleanup.
After cleanup I try to chat a little but it becomes clear that outside of talking prices, position changes or "yes, ring doorbell" she speaks pretty much zero English, doesn't matter because the little blue pill I took earlier had me ready to go again anyway.
Started back up with a handjob while kissing and playing with her tits, into OWO again, I can already tell its gonna be a challenge to cum the second time so move back into cowgirl and pound away fast, she seems to enjoy it and comes (or pretends to at least). I'm getting tired so decide to let her do some of the work so we move into reverse cowgirl with me on the edge of the bed and her standing, she is really going at it hard for about 10 minutes straight but I'm still not coming despite the great view. Tried a few more positions, doggy on the bed, prone bone, missionary with her on the massage table instead and me standing. By the end we're both exhausted so try to finish with handjob and CIM but as I'm starting to get close she pinches her other hand around the base of my cock tightly and it basically cuts off all blood flow and ruins it
, got her to stop and we try again. Eventually after a lot handwork from both of us I manage finish myself on her leg while she shook her tits on my face.
Cleanup again, then into the shower and I get changed and get ready to leave, while I'm doing this she gives me back £30 I had given her for CIM since it didn't happen.
P.S. I almost forgot to mention, during this whole encounter there was the distinct smell of arse that kept coming and going, couldn't tell whether it was coming from the room, her arse or her breath but either way I stopped going for kisses after smelling it.
Summary: Off to a terrible start with an awkward encounter with the angry neighbor, girl was not the one I booked but didn't realise that until services had already started as the only obvious identifer was the missing belly tattoo, the girl I did end up seeing was not someone I would book if she was the one in the photos instead, overall I'd rate her:
Enthusiasm: 10/10
Service: 5/10
Looks: 5/10
Hygiene: 3/10
English: 1/10
Visit Again? Nah
