My plan A and B fell through so risked it went for Roxane even with the mixed reviews which was a big mistake. She lost her plot with me.
Link: External Link/Members OnlyComms: Handles it herself, made me wait for over 25mins when I got there. I told her take your time and waited patiently to not offset her mood swings as per the previous reviews.
Cost: £80 for 30mins + £50 anal (£130)
Location: Repeat as the previous reviews, smokey studio room, cigarettes in cup and oven on.
Girl: Probably a mid 30 year old but aged not in 40s like previous reviews, petite body which felt bony and loose skin. Very reserved and will have a mood swings unexpectedly. I would say I still found her somewhat attractive so I had decided to stay.
Meet: I was let in after waiting for 25mins, we said hellos then talked about how long. She seemed stable and reserved so I thought it couldn't be too bad, after sorting out the deeds she suddenly tried to do some small talk, asking about the weather. It was an unexpected shift and we couldn't quite understand each other, the beginning of the miscommunications. I asked her if she wanted me to shower or not as I had already showered but I don't know if she understood what I was trying to say. I had to ask every question three times and she would answer but the answer wasn't what I was asking. I guess we just did not click.
After getting out of the shower she asked do you like kiss and started her famous DFK, it was decent but nothing mind blowing. Then she went for the worst OWO I ever had, she just put the tip in her mouth without moving her hand or head while lying on the side. She rushed to get condoms and put it on me, I said wait but again miscommunication so I let her put it on me and went for doggy in pussy. I went at decent pace so that I wouldn't cum before anal and did not pound hard. I then went back for some DFK again while lying down then went for RO. It was the worst RO of my life as it was like licking a lifeless doll. I stopped soon then went to doggy anal. This is where everything went to shit.
I was going at decent pace not hard or fast and taking my time, I had suddenly smelt something bad (i didn't tell her) and thought maybe it was the anal so I pulled out and asked to change condoms for pussy as I didn't want anal anymore. Again not understanding each other for a while but me being polite she suddenly shouts "I dont want pussy." She is looking at me with such anger like she is going to punch me and shouts something again. It was such a sudden switch out of nowhere 0 to 100 when everything could have been sorted out much civilly, I never push SP's to do thing they don't want to.
I did not know what to say and after the awkwardness I said okay and lied down for oral, she then goes to her phone and angrily shows me the time saying I have 2mins left then starts the same shitty blowjob even though I had around 10mins left. The mood is completely killed and I ask her to stop. I awkwardly put on my clothes while she faced the other way on her phone, I did not know what to say so I just opened the door and left.
Conclusion: I have never had an escort be that rude or shout at me before, I am usually very nice and a bit passive when talking to them and been good friends with my regulars, but his one was a first and very unprovoked. I will definitely not be returning as it has been the worst punt of my life. She is a very risky punt as her mood swings strikes even when you are nice to her or when she seems stable. Would not recommend, she is not worth the price.
