Sky massage, Newcastle

[mackeson]

Looks like a TOFTT review! Top floor of a city centre building close to the Grainger market, access door not very discrete - comms were good and I was welcomed by who appeared to be mamasan. Handed over £40 for an hour and as she showed me into a (chilly) room I whispered the "extras" question and got the smiling nod, "girl will be here in a couple of minutes, clothes off" she said - I was half undressed and after over 6 minutes later decided to redress and demand my vouchers back and walk.
            As I approached the desk a startled mamasan asked me to go back "girl coming" she repeated, as I was undressing again in walked mamasan this time in an all black tunic/trousers rig - "I start - girl coming shortly" No no no I said, I go elsewhere, give me my money - she hurried out and came back with Jasmine, quite smart in black leggings and Tshirt.
             A fairly bog standard oily rub began with a few swipes - thirty pounds for HE she told me, I said every other place on Tyneside charges twenty and I am FED UP WITH THIS PLACE   OK she said - £20. So eventually a nice "happy middle" took place as I stroked her (trousered) butt No shower at the end and will not be going back

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[dexpunt]

I've been looking at this place and TBH the indiscreet entrance put me off. Thanks for the review, sounds like a neutral is being kind

[scutty brown]

you couldn't be bothered to wait six minutes?????

[Joe Cocker]

This place is basically Siam Smile just in new/cleaner premises but using all the same girls who work at Siam except for an English girl called Amanda.

Siam is well known for extras but they generally above the going rate for the same service you can get elsewhere.

[mackeson]

you couldn't be bothered to wait six minutes?????

Not in a cold room, no music turned on, no relaxing pictures on the walls or candles, just no "parlour" atmosphere at all. Believe me Scutty - that six minutes felt like half an hour
                I have been in enough punting establishments by now to know when it is time to make a stand

[Kev3773]

you couldn't be bothered to wait six minutes?????

Six minutes is a long time to wait when you're lying there bollock naked. I'm with the op, I would have been tempted to leave, very unprofessional.

[mackeson]

So pleased you would have done same Kev

[waynekerr600]

I suspect that they will quite happily eat into your time with a late start but I'll hazard a bet it doesn't get added on at the end.

That said I'm interested if there's an English girl there.

Siam smile used to always try for £30 HE but if you stand your ground they always come down to £20 .

[JamesJ]

Thanks for the review and follow up info. Have you seen Amanda Joe or heard anything about her?

[Joe Cocker]

Have you seen Amanda Joe or heard anything about her?

She isnt my type so I wouldnt book her, cant say anything about her massage or extras.

[Schpdoinkle]

I noticed on the Siam Smiles website that Jasmine was still working there (unlike Sara who now appears on Sky Massage site) recently.

Just thinking that the delay you had in getting started was due to Jasmine being in SS just down the road and had to be sent out for (new style Thai takeaway lol)?

I do agree with you though, 6 minutes is a long time in a cold room to wait 

Does anyone know if Sky is ran by the same people as SS?

[waynekerr600]

Does anyone know if Sky is ran by the same people as SS?

Yes it is. They've confirmed it to me on text before. 

[Schpdoinkle]

Cheers Wayne for the info.

Thanks Just a shame about the 2 flights of stairs up though!

[BoostedAnimal]

Long time lurker but don’t post much lads but just wanted to clarify something.

SkyThai is a new shop and has 3 girls working there, Sara, Bella and Lisa. You might indeed recognise some faces from the other shop down the way.

However, they do not have someone called Jasmine working in there and definitely no non Thais working there. I think there might me some confusion.

When inside the entrance there is a tattoo shop and 3 other businesses, Sky, Wavider and body. I think it’s possible that the OP has gone inside and received service not from Sky 😂

I could be wrong but as it’s the first review from the shop (which is decent) and the lasses who work there (also decent) thought I would call it out

[daviemac]

Long time lurker but don’t post much lads but just wanted to clarify something.

SkyThai is a new shop and has 3 girls working there, Sara, Bella and Lisa. You might indeed recognise some faces from the other shop down the way.

However, they do not have someone called Jasmine working in there and definitely no non Thais working there. I think there might me some confusion.

When inside the entrance there is a tattoo shop and 3 other businesses, Sky, Wavider and body. I think it’s possible that the OP has gone inside and received service not from Sky 😂

I could be wrong but as it’s the first review from the shop (which is decent) and the lasses who work there (also decent) thought I would call it out

How do you know this? you've been here a while but you haven't posted any reviews of this or any other place? 

[BoostedAnimal]

How do you know this? you've been here a while but you haven't posted any reviews of this or any other place?

It’s not too deep, I prefer to consume reviews than post, I know some SP’s look at these reviews and don’t like the idea of doxing myself. Although I do have an encyclopaedia of knowledge of SP’s around NCL, I guess I might post a few reviews one day.

As for how I know it, Bella from Siam is the new owner of this place, VS ad with pics has gone up recently, fire her a text or pop in for a chat and she will tell you the craic with who works there. Also, I’ve been there and it is a confusing setup with multiple businesses inside, I get how it might happen, having been there.

Any other questions lads, let me know.

[Clito]

"However, they do not have someone called Jasmine working in there and definitely no non Thais working there. I think there might me some confusion."

Pending fuller comments in my review (when i can get them done) this comment is not correct!
I have been to Sky massage twice now.
The first was 30 mins from a girl from Scotland  but now living in Tyneside..Deff not Thai!!! Deff  British!! it will be a neutral
The second time was an hour with Lisa and will be a positive.

[mackeson]

Long time lurker but don’t post much lads but just wanted to clarify something.

SkyThai is a new shop and has 3 girls working there, Sara, Bella and Lisa. You might indeed recognise some faces from the other shop down the way.

However, they do not have someone called Jasmine working in there and definitely no non Thais working there. I think there might me some confusion.

When inside the entrance there is a tattoo shop and 3 other businesses, Sky, Wavider and body. I think it’s possible that the OP has gone inside and received service not from Sky 😂

[mackeson]

Boosted animal - just how fucking stupid do you think I am? I rang the number on the SKY ad. then ascended the stairs past the tattoo place and through a door with SKY THAI MASSAGE on it Handed over £45 as agreed over the phone only 5 minutes previous, and mamasan recognised me by my voice because she said "ah - you ring 5 minutes ago"
                As previously mentioned, I have 126 reviews to my name - have been around the block many times thus far! I think I know how to get to the correct parlour by now

[BoostedAnimal]

Fair enough bud, I said perhaps a mistake had been made, looks like I have been corrected on a number of things though, sorry for the bad info 

Definitely was not trying to say you are thick matey, honest mistake x

[Joe Cocker]

Fair enough bud, I said perhaps a mistake had been made, looks like I have been corrected on a number of things though, sorry for the bad info 

Definitely was not trying to say you are thick matey, honest mistake x

Im curious why you thought Bella now owns Sky?

[BoostedAnimal]

Im curious why you thought Bella now owns Sky?

“I take over new shop, come to massage”
“Cool, who is working there?”

Etc etc

[mackeson]

Fair enough bud, I said perhaps a mistake had been made, looks like I have been corrected on a number of things though, sorry for the bad info 

Definitely was not trying to say you are thick matey, honest mistake x

Apology accepted - happy punting