I just returned from a very disappointing visit to Exotic Massage, exoticmassagebangkok.com.
The main reason for trying this place is because it’s 5 minutes from my hotel and I had seen a previous positive review.
I messaged the shop on WhatsApp and asked who was working, but even though it was almost 1 pm only 2 girls has turned up, Smile and Orange.
Tbh it was a toss up which one to choose because they were both pretty. I went for Orange because she had bigger tote but later found out they were hard silicone!
I paid 2500 baht for 90 minutes which is the same as Snow White and was expecting a similar service even though I guessed it wouldn’t be as raunchy!
Orange took me up to the room which is much nicer than at Snow White. We then showered together and she gave me a functional but still nice wash down.
Back to the bed and she got on top of me and licked my nipples but when I tried to kiss her she kept her lips firmly shut! This is where it went down hill!
She moved down and gave me a very average blow job for about 10 minutes and I asked to lick my balls which she did. Then she was very keen to get the condom on but I asked for 69 and she reluctantly agreed. A few minutes later she had the condom on and got on took of me. She was quite tight and then came the fake moans! After a couple of minutes she got off and asked me to get on top.
I got her legs over my shoulders and the view in the big mirror was really good. More fake moaning and I asked if I could CIM. She quickly said 500 baht and I said no so continued and came inside. She then took off the condom and just sat on the side of the bed and looked vacant!
I asked her to stroke my legs and balls to get me hard and this is when she told me only 1 shot!
I said I’d booked 90 minutes and she repeated 1 shot! I was really pissed off and told her I was really disappointed with the service and said I was leaving. She asked if I wanted a shower but I said no and quickly got dressed. She lead me down the stairs and opened the front door without saying anything.
When I got back to my room I messaged the boss and told her how disappointed I was with the service and she said another shot was 1000 baht! For 3500 baht I could have had a pretty freelancer back to my room!
I will stick with Snow White next time for sure.
