External Link/Members Onlycame across this place while wandering around, felt stiff so went in.
The manageress took £55 off me for an hour (she was a little, wizened old thing who could have had a bit-part in Macbeth).
Took me into a small room, I stripped off and waited. The masseuse turned out to be a girl from one of the Baltic states, not much of a looker but fairly strongly built.
Gave me a fairly hard massage - which was what I needed really. 30 minutes or so in, she offered the extras - which was a choice of £100 for B2B. Nothing else on offer. Now with the best will in the world this girl wasn't worth £100 for 30 minutes of titrubbing and wanking, so I refused.
It all went to ratshit from there with another 20 minutes of quiet grumpy badtempered massage. When it got too unbearable I called time and left.