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Disaster of a booking.
After reading a review and wanting a massage with extras I contacted Shan.
I was sent a link to the girl strawberry along with services and prices. I thought she looked really hot so went for an hour booking. Prices below. It’s 70 for just a massage with HR.
External Link/Members OnlyTel. 07831360789
Her profile pics are awful but got the impression from other reviews and texts that she had someone working for her who was fit.
*SEX and MASSAGE*
30min £70 / 1h £110
Photos, prices, extras:
External Link/Members OnlyService details:
External Link/Members OnlyDirections were easy. They are based in 20year old modern block.
I was met at the flat door by Shan the granny and taken to the room.
The woman in the room was clearly not the same girl and overweight. I should have walked but thought maybe just a massage and HR would be fine.
The room was so dark I couldn’t count out the 70quid it was going to cost and she had to use a light on her phone. I realised that it was so dark because the masseuse was not only fat but ugly and old.
There was no massage table so I lay on the bed and what followed was the worst massage I’ve ever had. It was performed with one hand while she sat on the side of the bed and consisted on smearing oil on me like she was cleaning. Wax on wax off now she knows karate! It was so lazy. There were a couple of pokes with her fingers on my balls followed by an asthmatic laugh. After 20minutes of this I was asked to turn and again offered sex which I declined.
The handjob began which was dreadful. No technique just wank me off as fast as she can as she sat next to me. I got over the line, got cleaned up, dressed and was out of there on the 35minute mark of an hour booking.
To add to the insult somehow with her terrible shitty massage she managed to give me a bad lower back and neck even though she was barely touching me!
On the way out I passed another 50year old Chinese lady who is in the same flat. No chance of a return.
I’ve put this in massage but more is offered not that you’d want it!
