Lisa Naughty Thai - Marylebone -
External Link/Members OnlyServices RO, OWO, Anal, LFK.
£150 an hour
The girl - For some reason she refuses to put her age on her profile so it simply says ‘age not specified’. When I saw that I assumed she would be in her 40s and looking past her best. I was pleasantly surprised to find her quite fresh-faced and young looking. She told me she was 29 and I can believe that. If she is lying then it can’t be by more than a few years.
On arrival she hid behind the door as per usual. Once inside I saw that she had put on the crotchless bodystocking as requested and her body is cracking.
Imo her face is MUCH prettier than the profile pics. The photos make her face look a bit chiselled and angular but in the flesh her face is more rounded and feminine.
Her body is about the same as the photos.
She works from an old Victorian block of apartments about 100 yards from Marylebone station. It's a very public area but it is a side street so I didn't feel like I was being watched.
I believe she shares the apartment with Elina Swallow Pro.
The bedroom is really large and super spacious which is somehow more fun.
On entry the first thing she did was escort me to the bathroom and pour out a lid full of mouthwash which was very strong. I appreciate the hygiene concerns so I rinsed thoroughly even though I’d already ensured that my mouth was fresh before the punt.
Next she put me in the shower (she stood outside of it) where she insisted on washing my bits quite thoroughly herself. I found this a bit patronising (or is it matronising?) but I didn’t complain.
She helped me to dry then we returned to the bedroom. I asked her for lingham massage but she’d never heard of it. I showed her what it was and she duly had a go at it. Not bad.
After a few minutes of that I stood up and went straight in for the DFK which is emphasized on her profile page, only to discover (yet again) that it’s more like LFK. What’s also weird is that once your lips are in position she only presents the underside of her tongue for you to swipe at. This is not really DFK at all.
It’s frustrating to me that so many escorts advertise this but so few do it properly.
To make matters worse she pulled out a wet wipe after EVERY time we kissed. Not sure how you can wipe off a bug once it’s inside your mouth so the whole thing seemed a bit pointless.
It quickly dawned on me that this woman is a germophobe.
She then asked if she could start the OWO and to be fair she was pretty good at it, fairly deep and and nice and slow and she doesn’t neglect the balls.
After a while I was getting pretty close so I decided to stop and go for a bit of RO but she didn’t seem to enjoy that so I didn’t do it for long. Fingering also not allowed.
I actually didn’t enjoy it either because the taste of mouthwash was SO strong in my mouth that I couldn’t taste her pussy at all.
She wanted to return to OWO so we did that for a few minutes. I then stopped because I couldn’t decide whether to go for CIM, a titwank or anal. After a moment of pondering I decided on the anal and asked her to lie on her back for that, she was happy to oblige. Watching her limber up by sticking two of her fingers in first was quite a turn-on. I should’ve asked her to do that for longer.
After a few minutes of anal I finished in the bag.
She escorted me back to the shower but thankfully I was allowed to wash myself this time!
In the pre-punt text conversation I also told her I liked dirty talk but she often forgot about it.
In summary she’s an attractive Thai girl with a cracking body but the vibe of the punt was really hampered by all the excessive cleaning and wiping.
What I really don’t understand is how she can make such a big deal on her profile page of how keen she is to rim her clients when she’s a germophobe. Mind you, other reviews on here don't really complain about this so maybe it was just me.
I wouldn't return.
