September 2024
30 minutes, £80
External Link/Members OnlyHaven’t had a punt this shit for a long time (which I should be grateful for, I guess!).
Slim, fairly tall Italian with a banging, tight body but average face. She walked into the room, we exchanged some pleasantries and, at that point, I should really have considered leaving as it was so stilted there may as well have been tumbleweed blowing through the room. Tried to crack a couple of jokes, nothing. Tried asking her about Italy, not much more. For some reason (possibly the body?) decided to plough on and initiate some kissing. There were lips and even some tongue involved but it was not sexy at all. Got her out of her skimpies and she went down on me. Beyond boring. A gentle bobbing up and down with no variation. Thought I’d better get the condom on before I lost wood. Furiously wanked while she applied lube and just about managed to get going in missionary. Barely a response from her beyond wincing a bit. Tried to build up a head of steam but by now my brain was just saying ‘let’s get out of here’ and wood was duly lost. Positioned her in front of the mirror and scrubbed one out on her body.
Now, I understand that screwing ugly old(er) men can’t be easy but I’ve seen plenty of other girls who have taken my money and give the impression that playing hide the sausage isn’t a complete disaster. We’ll chalk this one down to experience but haven’t punted since!!
