The punt that finally made me learn out how to use the UK Punting search function with the AW number – would have saved me a bit of bother over the years. But on the day couldn’t see anything just searching for her name on here so thought I’d TOFTT.
Link: External Link/Members OnlyDate: Summer 2023
Price: £50 for B&G
Comms: Texted early morning and got booked in, was asked to ring to confirm later at which point I got a big upselling effort trying to get me to do a duo and/or a longer booking. Sounded slightly peeved when I said I’d just stick to the B&G as it was my first time seeing her. Should have called it a day then as she sounded rough as (obviously a big smoker), and the annoyed upselling was a clear red flag looking back.
Venue: Not sure if we’re allowed to say hotel names these days, but a very nice heritage/posh hotel on St. Peters Square. Part of the reason I went ahead after the phone call was because I was intrigued as to what the rooms were like without having to pay (very nice, wouldn’t break the bank to go there though).
Girl: Age is quite a way off – I’d say late 40s, early 50s. Would have been a very hard paper round if her age is true. Photos obviously touched up. She's not Irish either, sounded Manc to me. Facially she’s not a looker, as mentioned she’s an obvious smoker with her voice and skin colour (and the packet on the table in the room). Cracking body for her age and nice false tits in fairness, professional and welcoming but without any real friendliness.
Action: Asked me to lie down and she started OWO interspersed with a HJ. Terrible to be honest, the OWO was tip only and she seemed to be trying to yank my cock off with the HJ, painful at times– I do wonder if some of these girls have ever had a boyfriend. Obviously just wanted me done and out of there as soon as possible. Had asked beforehand whether I could come anywhere and she said no as she doesn’t really like it – very much the truth, after a herculean mental effort on my part I managed to finish, at which point as the first globule of cum hit her hand she literally ran to the bathroom leaving my cock spunking away on its own – really poor form from an SP. If you’ve got that much of an aversion to cum I’d suggest this is the wrong game for you. Powered on my clothes and got out of there.
Would I return? Nope.