I normally save my reviews for escorts not massages but hoping that this one might save some members time and money. Same lady in advertised photos but with filter that gives her the appearance of being 30 years younger than her true self. Adding to this her flat absolutely reeked like a Victorian urinal
Vivastreet:
External Link/Members OnlyBooking: booked for 30 mins @ £60
Location: Run down block of flats off Twickenham High street
Comms: Via phone and text. Prompt.
Appearance: honestly, whatever filter she used itsamazing. Its the same woman advertsied in the Vivastreet images but aged in reverse to appear much much younger. Reality is she's not in her late twenties but in her sixties.
The Meet: The flat was clean but absolutely stank! Like fermented fox piss. Took half an hour for my nose to deaden to the smell. That combined with her catfish filter tricks should have been enough for me to walk. Foolishly chose to stay. Got to give it to her that the massage was okay. But when I turned over and received the offer of extras my stomach lurched. Made my excuses and left early.
Conclusion: the place to be if you like half hearted thai massages in a fox piss stinking apartment. Should of asked which photo filter she used!
Comms: 7/10
Appt: negative -4/10
Advertised appearance: 7/10 Reality: 2/10
Service: 4/10
