Natty2024 - Birmingham

[Dark Vader]

                                                                   AND THE AWARD FOR WORST PUNTING LOCATION GOES TO....

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So I see this Ad pop up and wow a real Japanese and Thai mix, How likely? A quick search on here and I got as far as she is 4ft 8 and it was whoosh I didn't need to read anything else, booking made. Location was in the Jewellery Quarter. I recognise it from previous Sp enquiries but have never been. Comms were fine and get to the location and given instructions of how to get in and this is where it goes down hill.

Told to buzz in the gate which was home to 4 units. Appears to be a converted industrial building. The gate opens into a court yard which is approximately a car lengths wide. On the right there are 3 units and dead ahead is one unit with a big 6 foot metal window down stairs which seems to be the kitchen. Damn, there is a lady at the window and it's wide open and she locks eyes on me straight away. I'm looking for the number and for fuck sake it happens to be the last one of the 3 right next to this lady. She says to me "Can I help you?" But it was said in a tone of, You're a stranger what are you doing here? I've had strange men up and down here all day. I know what you are looking for can you please leave.
I waved her away, not dismissively as that might escalate things but more you're alright love. I'm now at the door and literally in this ladies face. Now this is where some Sp's leave a lot to be desired. They've just buzzed me in so must know I'm outside. If the door would have opened I could have seen myself walking in and to hell with that lady but I just wanted the ground to open up and swallow me.

I looked up at the two storeys as if I was admiring the building turned around and walked back out, the lady chuntering away in the background. Back in my car I jumped back on the text and said that that black lady next door might cause you a few problems, maybe consider a different location. To which they replied, so you are not coming then? 
That being said If she is in Birmingham again I will try to meet but if it's at that same location, no chance.

[anonymouse72]

So this is more of a review of the location not the SP. She probably has no input into where she stays.

[shed]

Very informative review DV. The location for me anyway is extremely important. True SPs don't choose were they stay but I personally wouldn't visit based on the review. So thanks 👍

[RandomGuy99]

Go to ebay to buy gas engineer outfit but knowing my luck they'll be in an all electric apartment.

[Punterperson1971]

It’s a good job you bought this to attention this could happen anywhere and the more people that are aware of it the better well done op 

[pbrown355]

Shame for the lady to get a neg against her name but the point of posting on here is for the whole experience. If it's going to be unsafe or totally indiscreet then it's right to post a neg. Looking at hr pictures I'd visit her if she's back in Brum and I wouldn't want to see her at the premises you described so thanks for the review.

[Dark Vader]

Cheers guys. Looking forward to giving her a glowing review myself when she returns.