External Link/Members OnlyThis was from last Sunday (06/10/24). I was pretty desperate and she was the only girl online in my area who listed anal in her likes.
Comms: No issues, standard copy-paste text response in a timely manner. Once I arrived I didn't get given the house number until 10 minutes after the start time. OWO is free, prices stated were 30m/£60 (cum once), 60m/£100 (cum twice), FK £20, 69 £20, anal £50, prostate massage £20, B2B massage £30. I opted for 30 minutes with anal for a total of £110.
Location: a semi-detached house in Gt Blakenham, discreet and clean, plenty of parking. Clearly set up for touring girls given all the pictures of topless women on the walls.
Girl: Definitely older than stated, most likely early to mid 40s, but not bad for those who like the milf look. Around 5'2", a definite mum tum with c-section scar. Great tits with large responsive nipples and no visible scarring, felt real enough to me though I didn't get a chance to thoroughly inspect them. Her ass was decent but nothing special. There is a significant language barrier and her English is extremely limited; don't expect much conversation unless you speak Spanish.
Meet: I was left waiting in my car until I was given the house number 10 minutes after the agreed time; a mild annoyance but no big deal. I was greeted at the door by Ashley wearing a skimpy schoolgirl costume; she asked me to take my shoes off, then offered a shower which I declined as I had already showered at home. We went up to the bedroom and exchanged money, and she then had me wash my hands whilst she stashed the cash. Her English was at least good enough to establish what time and services I wanted. We then went into the bedroom and stripped off, where she had me laying there naked for a good 5 minutes whilst she was on her phone. She offered a massage, which I accepted; the massage was very poor and lazily done, to the point that she massaged my left arm twice and didn' do my right arm at all. She was just running her hands over my back and legs with no real technique or interest. This lasted for about 5 minutes, and we moved on to OWO. Her technique again was very poor; she didn't go past the tip, and again the service just felt lazy. She was receptive to me playing with her tits and ass, but doesn't allow fingers. This was about another 5 minutes, then on with the condom. I asked her to ride me, which she didn't; I'm not sure if this was because she doesn't ride or because of the language barrier. She requested doggy, which I accepted. She had already lubed her pussy heavily; I'm average size and for me she felt extremely loose. Luckily this only lasted for a few minutes before we moved on to anal, which was nice and tight. I had expected for £50 I would be able to pump away for a while, but by her clock the anal lasted less than 2 minutes! I wasn't being rough or going all the way in, just normal pumping away, but she ended up pulling away and refusing to do more. We finished up in mish, which was a struggle for me given how loose she was. She cleaned me up after finishing, then asked me to get dressed despite having another almost 10 minutes on the clock. She attemped some limited small talk; she commented on how much of a grower I am (1.5" flaccid, 6.4" hard), which was true but an odd thing to comment on; she used what I would later learn is the Spanish word for 'trickster'.
Overall: A pretty average looking girl who offers a basic, lazy service. If I had only paid £60 for the 30 minutes this review would be a neutral, but an extra £50 for 2 minutes of anal is a borderline scam in my opinion. I'd avoid her for anything besides a cheap P&D with no extras, and even then there's probably someone better around.
